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Post by me on Aug 31, 2017 20:32:35 GMT 7
Whilst he she gives you a blow job?Different strokes for different blokes, AYG. What? Women give blow jobs? I might have to rethink my sexuality. Please do not. It leaves more women for us if you keep yours.....
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2017 21:21:41 GMT 7
In Ancient Egypt, especially during the Early Dynastic and Old Kingdom periods, dwarfs and pygmies were seen as people with celestial gifts. Not Ancient Egypt, but 15th/16th century Rome, one of my all time favourite novels is "Memoirs of a Gnostic Dwarf" by David Madsen (a nom-de-plume for a Scandinavian academic). A gnome-de-plume in this case perhaps.
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Post by rgs2001uk on Aug 31, 2017 21:24:20 GMT 7
No. Yes. Dont know.
Head to Newmarket in the UK, racing town full of midgets and dwarfs aka jockeys.
I felt like Gulliver on his travels. Yes had to do the walk of shame in the morning.
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Post by rubl on Aug 31, 2017 21:41:16 GMT 7
All of the fun here reminds me
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Post by buhi on Aug 31, 2017 22:48:44 GMT 7
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Post by rgs2001uk on Aug 31, 2017 23:36:00 GMT 7
My Ozzy mate now living in Texas, midget bowling, . Gawd bless amerika, dont mess with texas, .
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Post by bowie on Aug 31, 2017 23:43:10 GMT 7
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Post by oldie on Sept 1, 2017 16:11:11 GMT 7
Many a moon back I pulled a dumb girl (someone who couldn't talk for the record) out of the old Thermae must have ben 1995-6 ish. What a bang she was too, got to the shorter strokes for both of us and her hand, arm and leg movements was what I imagined a screw in a tornado would have been like with the motions and the wind force she generated. Only thing missing was the rainstorm from her!!! Oh yes, pure sexual freedom. I know that feeling well.
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Post by oldie on Sept 1, 2017 16:14:52 GMT 7
Many a moon back I pulled a dumb girl (someone who couldn't talk for the record) out of the old Thermae must have ben 1995-6 ish. What a bang she was too, got to the shorter strokes for both of us and her hand, arm and leg movements was what I imagined a screw in a tornado would have been like with the motions and the wind force she generated. Only thing missing was the rainstorm from her!!! "Many a moon back, 1995". That was yesterday young chap.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2017 16:26:52 GMT 7
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Post by oldie on Sept 1, 2017 17:26:24 GMT 7
He obviously wasn't wearing his glasses and it was a typo. He obviously meant to write 1935.
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Post by siampolee on Sept 1, 2017 18:13:01 GMT 7
That's the beauty of getting older one can fit the events to a time you remember as a link to a time you had tried to remember.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2017 20:22:12 GMT 7
My Ozzy mate now living in Texas, midget bowling, . Gawd bless amerika, dont mess with texas, . Thats gold. So you basically hurl a midget down an alley and hope his head smashes every pin over. If you swapped the midget for a dog you'd have the RSPCA onto you.
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Post by rubl on Sept 1, 2017 21:05:41 GMT 7
Looking a bit into the topic, I encountered this "Hello bored office workers and students of the world. The article below was one of the first ever written for this crazily inept little website, and has since spawned into a massively popular attraction gaining tens of thousands of readers. The article is now considered the definitive article on this twisted little sport, and for that we'd like to thank you, the reader, for your support. Enjoy... Interesting fact: On average, 34 people per day find this article by typing phrases into Google like 'midget porn' and the like, occasionally mixed with words like 'goat' or 'satan' just for kicks. If you're one of these terrifying weirdos please note this site is not for you. Seriously, get the hell out because we don't want you here, you scary bastards." www.twistededge.org/Funny_As_Hell/World_According/Midget_Throwing/
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Post by rgs2001uk on Sept 1, 2017 21:17:58 GMT 7
As the revisionists rewrite history, this somehow seems topical.
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