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Post by Soutpeel on Mar 1, 2018 12:31:58 GMT 7
I am still tied up with the corporate bullshit. When you think it can't get any worse they surprise you. As the years go on, they seem to be able create even bigger fking idiots who are put in positions of responsibility and decision making
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Post by oldie on Mar 1, 2018 12:36:17 GMT 7
As retirement approaches some nutsack with a laptop decided Oldie will go back on the tools for the first time since 1978. Do they still use Whitworth spanners?
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Post by me on Mar 1, 2018 13:23:29 GMT 7
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2018 14:23:17 GMT 7
In England that's known as a 'Brummagem Screwdriver'.
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Post by rubl on Mar 1, 2018 14:49:45 GMT 7
As retirement approaches some nutsack with a laptop decided Oldie will go back on the tools for the first time since 1978. Do they still use Whitworth spanners? ""The widely used (except in the U.S.) British Standard Pipe thread, as defined by the ISO 228 standard (formerly BS-2779), uses Whitworth standard threads. Even in the United States, personal computer liquid cooling components use the G1⁄4 thread from this series." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Standard_WhitworthPS from same wiki page: "In the 2011 movie Cars 2 by Disney / Pixar, the vital clue to the discovery of the villain, Sir Miles Axlerod, is that he uses Whitworth bolts."
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Post by oldie on Mar 1, 2018 15:00:26 GMT 7
In England that's known as a 'Brummagem Screwdriver'. Two well coordinated hammers on a stuck nut works wonders. Actually the Chinese apparently used to tighten up their nuts on steam boilers this way before impact wrenches were invented. (So I heard decades ago. Can't find anything on google)
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Post by me on Mar 1, 2018 15:05:43 GMT 7
enough of this tightening up nuts talk....we are not all in Pattaya.
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Post by rubl on Mar 1, 2018 15:08:47 GMT 7
enough of this tightening up nuts talk....we are not all in Pattaya. Shall we move to lesson two? "The loosening of nuts" ?
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Post by rubl on Mar 1, 2018 16:12:10 GMT 7
As retirement approaches some nutsack with a laptop decided Oldie will go back on the tools for the first time since 1978. Do they still use Whitworth spanners? You should see this in a positive light, as a golden opportunity. Assuming you'll have some nice female engineering apprentices this is the time where without needing to fear a sexual harassment suite you can ask "do you KISS?"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2018 16:25:24 GMT 7
As retirement approaches some nutsack with a laptop decided Oldie will go back on the tools for the first time since 1978. Do they still use Whitworth spanners? You should see this in a positive light, as a golden opportunity. Assuming you'll have some nice female engineering apprentices this is the time where without needing to fear a sexual harassment suite you can ask "do you KISS?" Or you could try the more direct line of 'Does this hankie smell of Rohypnol to you?' or 'Would you mind awfully if I kick your back doors in?'.
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Post by rubl on Mar 1, 2018 16:28:03 GMT 7
You should see this in a positive light, as a golden opportunity. Assuming you'll have some nice female engineering apprentices this is the time where without needing to fear a sexual harassment suite you can ask "do you KISS?" Or you could try the more direct line of 'Does this hankie smell of Rohypnol to you?' or 'Would you mind awfully if I kick your back doors in?'. Rohypnol? Didn't I just say 'Keep It Simple, Stupid" ?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2018 16:34:05 GMT 7
Or you could try the more direct line of 'Does this hankie smell of Rohypnol to you?' or 'Would you mind awfully if I kick your back doors in?'. Rohypnol? Didn't I just say 'Keep It Simple, Stupid" ? Ah, that's what KISS stands for. I thought that it was 'Knights In Satan's Service'.
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Post by rubl on Mar 1, 2018 16:39:49 GMT 7
Rohypnol? Didn't I just say 'Keep It Simple, Stupid" ? Ah, that's what KISS stands for. I thought that it was 'Knights In Satan's Service'. Not at all, at least not with oldie involved. Then it could be more like Koals in SteamEngine's stokehole
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