oldie
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Post by oldie on Dec 16, 2023 9:02:12 GMT 7
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Post by oldie on Dec 16, 2023 9:33:47 GMT 7
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Post by oldie on Dec 16, 2023 9:35:29 GMT 7
This just popped up on my Facebook feed. The days before political correctness.
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chiangmai
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Post by chiangmai on Dec 16, 2023 10:56:58 GMT 7
Folks are crazy if they don't find that funny and can't see it's only humor.
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Post by rubl on Dec 18, 2023 15:31:48 GMT 7
My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch.
I said: “How can you say such a thing?”
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Post by rubl on Dec 18, 2023 15:53:11 GMT 7
Since it's wintertime with low temperatures, in some countries and where CM stays.
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Post by chiangmai on Dec 18, 2023 17:33:08 GMT 7
We had to light a bonfire last night, just to stay warm, never really cared for my neighbour. His house is insured anyway so I don't see the problem.
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Post by TTFT on Dec 19, 2023 11:38:56 GMT 7
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? . . . . . . . Marry her.
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Post by TTFT on Dec 19, 2023 11:46:20 GMT 7
I found a chippy that serves fish and chips on photocopier paper.
It's a little plaice on the A4.
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Post by TTFT on Dec 19, 2023 11:47:22 GMT 7
I said to the missus cheerily "I bet you could wrap Christmas presents with your eyes closed by now?"...
"I probably could." she laughed.
"Great” I said “I'll just go and get yours.”
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Post by TTFT on Dec 22, 2023 9:01:02 GMT 7
Grandad moans at his grandson; "Why do you spend all day playing video games, when I was your age I went to Paris, went to the Moulin Rouge and shagged all the dancers punched the bouncers, got drunk and left without paying." Grandson said "That sounds great Grandad but I can't afford to do that ". Grandad said"OK, I'll pay for it"
A week later the grandson comes back, a broken arm, black eyes and missing teeth. Grandad asked what happened, he said "I tried what you did Grandad but got beaten up and robbed"
Grandad said "That's terrible, who did you go with?" Grandson said "Just a few friends, Grandad, why?" Grandad said "Well, there's your problem, when I went ,I went with the 3rd Panzer Division"
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Post by chiangmai on Dec 27, 2023 7:18:28 GMT 7
I nicked this, had to do it:
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Post by TTFT on Dec 27, 2023 10:39:01 GMT 7
While many complain about life in general and the cost of living etc, I am sitting on a sofa that costs £3,500, lovely and warm in front of a fire place watching the latest film on a 90" smart TV that costs over £4,000.
Right now, I'm so happy, with no worries and not a care in the world.
Not even the staff at John Lewis, who keep asking me to leave, can spoil my day.
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Post by chiangmai on Dec 27, 2023 11:50:18 GMT 7
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Post by rubl on Dec 27, 2023 13:13:25 GMT 7
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