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Post by smokie36 on Jun 3, 2017 22:47:30 GMT 7
Sorry, should that have been break or brake? Remember...the sourness should not hit the palate for 5 years and a day for a successful Prime Minister. Yes you are welcome Mr Hacker.
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Post by buhi on Jun 3, 2017 22:48:24 GMT 7
Are there any sweet deserts? Sandy places, not sugar grains. Careful Bowie, the English teacher in you is trying to break out. Teacher of English, from England, thus an English teacher of English.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2017 22:57:21 GMT 7
I don't know about you guys but I get really angry when the gas runs out on my tin of shaving foam before the foam itself actually runs out. No matter how much you shake the can, you cannot get the last drop out. I much prefer the reverse, in that if the foam runs out first then the gas will still propel enough foam molecules (as you shake the can) to allow you to finish your shave.
As for the conundrum of which runs out first (the gas or the foam) in the instance where there seems to be no gas pressure but a little bit of foam manages to dribble out of the nozzle and allow you to also finish your shave, I'm not in a professional position to comment on this matter.
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Post by smokie36 on Jun 3, 2017 22:57:37 GMT 7
Careful Bowie, the English teacher in you is trying to break out. Teacher of English, from England, thus an English teacher of English. Its not your fault. Pwrhaps in your next life you can be Venezualan.
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Post by bowie on Jun 3, 2017 22:58:09 GMT 7
Careful Bowie, the English teacher in you is trying to break out. Teacher of English, from England, thus an English teacher of English. He jests, he teaches in English, but is not an expert in the language. Is anyone? Mostly he has refrained from teaching "English" as he does not regard correct usage of much import.
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Post by smokie36 on Jun 3, 2017 22:58:12 GMT 7
I don't know about you guys but I get really angry when the gas runs out on my tin of shaving foam before the foam itself actually runs out. No matter how much you shake the can, you cannot get the last drop out. I much prefer the reverse, in that if the foam runs out first then the gas will still propel enough foam molecules (as you shake the can) to allow you to finish your shave. As for the conundrum of which runs out first (the gas or the foam) in the instance where there seems to be no gas pressure but a little bit of foam manages to dribble out of the nozzle and allow you to also finish your shave, I'm not in a professional position to comment on this matter. I use gel. Foam is for old men.
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Post by smokie36 on Jun 3, 2017 22:58:48 GMT 7
Teacher of English, from England, thus an English teacher of English. He jests, he teaches in English, but is not an expert in the language. Is anyone? Mostly he has refrained from teaching "English" as he does not regard correct usage of much import. Have you read The Mayor of Castetbridge?
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Post by bowie on Jun 3, 2017 23:06:04 GMT 7
A top ten of my favourite books. Thomas Hardy had the same melancholy realism as i think i do. To rise and fall by your own stupidity, of one drunken moment and fate is sealed.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2017 23:07:46 GMT 7
Amazing fact # 27: Mary was only a virgin because she offered the Hershey Highway.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2017 23:09:27 GMT 7
He jests, he teaches in English, but is not an expert in the language. Is anyone? Mostly he has refrained from teaching "English" as he does not regard correct usage of much import. Have you read The Mayor of Castetbridge? I've read 'The Hungry Caterpillar' from cover to cover. Brrrrr, chilling plot.
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Post by buhi on Jun 3, 2017 23:11:33 GMT 7
Have you read "Jude the Obscure", your appetite might diminish.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2017 23:12:32 GMT 7
Amazing fact # 24: Penguins cannot construct a scaffold tower (without assistance).
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2017 23:16:58 GMT 7
Amazing fact # 17: A Vark with a knife is called an Aardvark but a Vark with a flick knife is called a well Aardvark.
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Post by me on Jun 3, 2017 23:19:49 GMT 7
You would have if you had suggested pineapple pizza. This is why I need you as my 'Secretary of Defence', fruit should neither be cooked nor added to cooked food unless it is a sweet desert. How can you be a Pastafarian without smashing the tomatoes......
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Post by bowie on Jun 3, 2017 23:26:55 GMT 7
It is a pub conversation.
I know and you know and she knows and he knows and i knew and she knew him too and so did he.
Time for music:
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