In M&S today two duck feather pillows was sixty quid.

Seven hunnerd baht in Ikea.

I'm having a mallard fly over with a spitfire and scarf.

Always stay well within smoking area distance.

They frown on pipes in the armchair area I've discovered.

You must be in the non vip area, probably you attire gave the game away, no wife beaters, cargo shorts and flip flops in ikea, best you head back to your jungle clearing in the back of beyond.

Those ikea Platinum cards are a gawd send, I often see the masses knocking back their som tam and pla ra as I munch away on my freshly caught swedish salmon sannies.