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Post by Soutpeel on Nov 24, 2017 12:36:31 GMT 7
German scammer finds love in Africa It seems that the not so popular German scammer who was once dubbed “the most hated German in Thailand” has now found love in a new home in Africa. According to Benjamin Holst’s Facebook page he has fallen in love with a local lass and now has a “new family” and has no plans to return to Asia, which will no doubt please the many Thai citizens he has vexed in the past. pattayaone.news/en/german-scammer-finds-love-africa/ |
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Post by AyG on Nov 24, 2017 14:55:37 GMT 7
German scammer finds love in Africa On November 12th he posted "Afrika GAMBIA MONEY (: reddy for beach Bar lokking for local Gambia Girls lets Go". On the 14th "I Love Gambia ans my Girlfrend evreything ist cheap". 17th "Black in White in Love". 19th "My New family". Less than one week from "lokking for local Gambia Girls" to "My New family". I hope his "my Girlfrend" realises she's not charging him enough if "evreything ist cheap". www.facebook.com/benjamin.holst.7 |
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Post by 3 on Nov 24, 2017 18:18:07 GMT 7
A German tourist in the Gambia ran up to me on the beach once.
He said "My friend has been in an accident can you tell me the number to ring for an ambulance?"
"999" I said, ungrateful kant punched me and ran off
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2017 18:49:16 GMT 7
A German tourist in the Gambia ran up to me on the beach once. He said "My friend has been in an accident can you tell me the number to ring for an ambulance?" "999" I said, ungrateful kant punched me and ran off Reminds me of another old one: My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10 Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!!! That's the best I've done so far. |
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Post by 3 on Nov 24, 2017 19:00:59 GMT 7
Might aswell throw another in for good measure
A woman found herself panicking, when her dog got into trouble whilst swimming in the sea, a passing German midget saw this and went into action, he brought the dog back to shore and resuscitated it, the woman, was so grateful, she said Are You A Little Vet, he replied Vet, I'm <duck>ing Soaked.
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Post by oldie on Nov 24, 2017 19:38:30 GMT 7
An Italian got shipwrecked on an island and rang the coast guard for help.
"Ok, we are sending out a fokker friendship".
He replied "I don't needa you fokker friendship. I needa you fokker help".
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Post by oldie on Nov 24, 2017 19:42:21 GMT 7
True story. Driving through the rain in Anchorage when I saw a German friend walking. I wound down the window and yelled "You want a lift?".
He yelled back "Nine kunts" and waved me on.
To this day I have no idea what he said.
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Post by Soutpeel on Nov 24, 2017 20:34:49 GMT 7
An Italian got shipwrecked on an island and rang the coast guard for help. "Ok, we are sending out a fokker friendship". He replied "I don't needa you fokker friendship. I needa you fokker help". Think he was banned from Beeb for a while for this joke |
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Post by 3 on Nov 24, 2017 23:29:57 GMT 7
I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst.
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 25, 2017 2:46:09 GMT 7
I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst. I just ate a bit of what was sold as a 'Gourmet burger' It was an effin grotburger. Four and a half quid was a clue then!! |
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Post by 3 on Nov 25, 2017 5:34:00 GMT 7
Never trusted the word 'gourmet' or any french word for that matter.
eg...Bouquet garni = just some herbs in a makeshift bag, use some old underpants if you don't have a muslin cloth at hand (handy tip there and some extra flavour).
Entree = anything you eat before the main meal eg...wine gums, sherbert dip, swizzle stick, bag of space invaders etc...
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Post by AyG on Nov 25, 2017 7:57:16 GMT 7
Entree = anything you eat before the main meal Try explaining that to an American. |
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