The Ashes

smokie36 Vigilante Posts: 15,807 Likes: 9,199	The Ashes Dec 7, 2017 5:05:35 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by smokie36 on Dec 7, 2017 5:05:35 GMT 7 Dec 7, 2017 4:34:31 GMT 7 oldie said: I managed to watch 10 minutes before switching channels. About the same here....not been much excitement so far in this Ashes match.
	Are we there yet??

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	The Ashes Dec 7, 2017 17:46:32 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2017 17:46:32 GMT 7 A pink ball plus a game that now plays on after dinner time. The ashes isn't the same anymore. (Joe Root). Great name

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	The Ashes Dec 9, 2017 18:52:22 GMT 7 smokie36 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2017 18:52:22 GMT 7 Jeez, I only clicked into this thread because I miss-read the title. I thought that it said 'The Hashish'.

smokie36 Vigilante Posts: 15,807 Likes: 9,199	The Ashes Dec 9, 2017 20:33:48 GMT 7 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by smokie36 on Dec 9, 2017 20:33:48 GMT 7 Still no sign of our toad .
	Are we there yet??

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	The Ashes Dec 10, 2017 12:48:57 GMT 7 smokie36 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2017 12:48:57 GMT 7 It's ok. Maybe England will win the rugby world cup. Oh hang on....

tigerfish Crazy Mango Posts: 522 Likes: 460	The Ashes Dec 15, 2017 14:38:44 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by tigerfish on Dec 15, 2017 14:38:44 GMT 7 Got a feeling Steve Smith is going to make one of his trademark test tons. Good price too !

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The Ashes Dec 17, 2017 14:04:57 GMT 7 siampolee likes this

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Post by rubl on Dec 17, 2017 14:04:57 GMT 7

Just to put things in rosy perspective

An English father goes into his daughter's bedroom and sees a letter addressed to "Mummy and Daddy" on the bed. With a heavy heart he opens it and reads:

Dearest Mummy & Daddy,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice -
especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos and his big American motorcycle.

But it's not only that, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his caravan in the bush. He wants to have many more
children with me and that's one of my dreams, too. I've learned that marijuana does not hurt anyone and we'll be growing it only for us and
Ahmed's friends. They're the ones providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better. He really deserves it.

Don't worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jahmal make in their basement. Apparently I can earn £200 per scene, and I get a £200 bonus if there are more than 3 men in the scene and an extra £100 for the sheep.

Don't worry, Mummy, now that I'm 15 I know how to take care of myself. Someday we'll visit you and Daddy so that you can meet your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Sarah

P.S.. Daddy, it's not true - I'm watching television with Jessica and her parents next door. I just wanted to show you that there really are far worse things in life than England losing The Ashes.

-- The more I learn the better I understand I know nothing.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	The Ashes Dec 17, 2017 15:42:12 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2017 15:42:12 GMT 7 Getting gubbed again. At this rate they'll lose by an innings - humiliating.

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Dec 17, 2017 14:04:57 GMT 7 rubl said:

Just to put things in rosy perspective

An English father goes into his daughter's bedroom and sees a letter addressed to "Mummy and Daddy" on the bed. With a heavy heart he opens it and reads:

Dearest Mummy & Daddy,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice -
especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos and his big American motorcycle.

But it's not only that, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his caravan in the bush. He wants to have many more
children with me and that's one of my dreams, too. I've learned that marijuana does not hurt anyone and we'll be growing it only for us and
Ahmed's friends. They're the ones providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better. He really deserves it.

Don't worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jahmal make in their basement. Apparently I can earn £200 per scene, and I get a £200 bonus if there are more than 3 men in the scene and an extra £100 for the sheep.

Don't worry, Mummy, now that I'm 15 I know how to take care of myself. Someday we'll visit you and Daddy so that you can meet your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Sarah

P.S.. Daddy, it's not true - I'm watching television with Jessica and her parents next door. I just wanted to show you that there really are far worse things in life than England losing The Ashes.

Daddy wouldn't agree

smokie36 Vigilante Posts: 15,807 Likes: 9,199	The Ashes Jan 7, 2018 11:17:49 GMT 7 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by smokie36 on Jan 7, 2018 11:17:49 GMT 7 Stoneman has been a disasterous choice. Surely his last test?
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