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Post by me on Aug 5, 2015 10:10:32 GMT 7
Simply wonderful Monty. If I don't get along with you at work for professional differences, please don't walk up to me in the street getting all up and personal saying it's the 'office', air kissing ( if you are a woman) if you are a man, look at my face when speaking to me, not my 36C cups. Thank you. If I am at the water cooler don't buy me drinks either. Your cups have 36C??? Don't worry it's no fever normal body temperature.... We were trying to avoid looking at that unicorns head. I am sure when you were in the Middle east and rubbed that gini's thing and he said what do you wish for and you said "A horny head" that was not what you expected.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2015 23:15:56 GMT 7
Hey, hey I changed the unicorn head, never rubbed a genie's head either.
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Post by pathumseb on Aug 13, 2015 10:52:45 GMT 7
I'll add a few teaching related ones 1: I won't sing and dance on stage for schools assemblies. 2: I won't 'pass' students if they don't make the grade, Thai admin are welcome to bugger about with the scores if they so wish. 3: Attend 'team building' trips to temples, military bases or some retreat owned by the pooyai's best mate. I'm not camping in a tent and sweating my weekend away. I am very happy to attend workshops or any other type of professional development course that will better my teaching in class. 4: Eat from the school's canteen: I don't have enough sick days in my contract to play Russian Roulette with their pitiful excuse of Thai food. 5: Put up with petty moans and groans from the Thais or other expats. It's easier for us all if we just do the job and focus on the bigger issues.
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Post by siampolee on Aug 13, 2015 10:59:48 GMT 7
pathumseb.
Agree with all you say apart from the school canteen.
Ours offers first class food and no fried food, lots of vegetables and fruits every day.
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Post by pathumseb on Aug 13, 2015 11:20:28 GMT 7
That's nice, I have to go down the road to a little mom and pop place. Great food at 30 baht a dish.
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Post by siampolee on Aug 13, 2015 11:26:20 GMT 7
Well our lunches aren't free we have to pay a staggering 300 baht a month for them!!!
That also includes unlimited tea and coffee in the office too.
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Post by Soutpeel on Sept 23, 2015 11:02:28 GMT 7
All my meals, accomadation, satellite TV, maid service, washing, phone calls are free at work and we even get free trips on helicopters and boats as well thrown in as well
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Post by siampolee on Sept 23, 2015 12:01:25 GMT 7
Mind you I am told going out for an evening stroll is somewhat challenging though!!
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Post by Soutpeel on Sept 23, 2015 18:05:44 GMT 7
Mind you I am told going out for an evening stroll is somewhat challenging though!! Yes it is....but a stroll around the helideck on a nice evening is not bad....a bit hamster in a wheel but its not bad
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2015 18:29:40 GMT 7
All my meals, accomadation, satellite TV, maid service, washing, phone calls are free at work and we even get free trips on helicopters and boats as well thrown in as well ???? Sounds like a nice gig, do they throw in honey badger porn as well?
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Post by rgs2001uk on Sept 23, 2015 21:59:01 GMT 7
All my meals, accomadation, satellite TV, maid service, washing, phone calls are free at work and we even get free trips on helicopters and boats as well thrown in as well ???? I once spent 5 years living in a hotel, tennis courts, squash courts, free, swimming pool free, snooker room, weights room free, bowling alley free. A la carte food, free, soon gets bloody boring, I wanted mashed spuds gravy and mushy peas, black pudding chips and beans, in the end had to settle for a Paki omelette or Spanish toast, other time, bring a tray of chips, steaks and buttered bread to the room, I will eat chip buttys. Free Tv as mentioned, only problem was, it came from some St African channel, had to endure Terry bloody PITA Paine, or Garry bloody Bailey, still it was miles better than the crap the came from Honk Kong, with some <theduck> named Dale Tempest. Went on holiday, hotels and airport transfer paid for. Never ironed a shirt in 5 years, never made a bed up in 5 years, laundry everything provided. Thought to myself, this is alright, I can do with some of this, stuck it out for another 10 years before it did my bloody head in.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2015 8:48:13 GMT 7
...but what a way to go. I hate living out of a suitcase no matter what bennies and perks come with it, I've grown out of it and fret for home to much.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2015 11:29:21 GMT 7
All my meals, accomadation, satellite TV, maid service, washing, phone calls are free at work and we even get free trips on helicopters and boats as well thrown in as well ???? I once spent 5 years living in a hotel, tennis courts, squash courts, free, swimming pool free, snooker room, weights room free, bowling alley free. A la carte food, free, soon gets bloody boring, I wanted mashed spuds gravy and mushy peas, black pudding chips and beans, in the end had to settle for a Paki omelette or Spanish toast, other time, bring a tray of chips, steaks and buttered bread to the room, I will eat chip buttys. Free Tv as mentioned, only problem was, it came from some St African channel, had to endure Terry bloody PITA Paine, or Garry bloody Bailey, still it was miles better than the crap the came from Honk Kong, with some <theduck> named Dale Tempest. Went on holiday, hotels and airport transfer paid for. Never ironed a shirt in 5 years, never made a bed up in 5 years, laundry everything provided. Thought to myself, this is alright, I can do with some of this, stuck it out for another 10 years before it did my bloody head in. Jeezus Dale Tempest, I haven't heard that name for years. When I was living in Hong Kong he was the leading scorer and the top player within their leagues. In reality he was a ponce and a reject from the lower English leagues (Huddersfield, Fullham, Gillingham & Colchester). He rose so fast in Hong Kong that he got the bends.
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Post by sirchai on Sept 27, 2015 20:07:18 GMT 7
Are we talking one or a few? Nobody likes intoxicated employees. In Shanghai there was a smoker's clique of closet smokers, I was one over a decade ago. Don't tell me what I can and cannot put into my temple thanks, as long as it doesn't bother other people. But please wear a condom over your head when smoking in the school's toilet, please. Thanks a lot for your kindest consideration. You owe me a beer.
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