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Post by rubl on Jan 19, 2018 18:31:16 GMT 7
So, a dark conspiracy has been discovered. It would seem some groups try to confuse bureaucratic systems by giving their kids all the same name. No doubt this will create enormous confusion in computer systems, schools (kids, raise your hand when called) and social life. Rumour has it that concerned citizens are preparing a law proposal making it mandatory for a new born baby to have a unique name.
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Post by oldie on Jan 19, 2018 18:39:23 GMT 7
How many "Jesus" are there in Mexico?
Or "Brian"?
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Post by Mosha on Jan 19, 2018 19:03:01 GMT 7
Now listen up you bloody fools. Even if we are generous in how we group names what remains is that in 2016 a total of 724 babies in the Netherlands may have been named Mohammad (or a variant thereof). The name Noah was given 635 times. Netherlands, Total births in 2016 172,520 Netherlands, Total different names - no idea Now if we assume half are boys and deduct the Mohammads/Noahs we still have 84901 male babies with any other name. Furthermore the mohammads are 0.8% of the male babies. So conclusion, some people have nothing better to do with their time than to search for and distribute news aimed at spreading hatred and weakening of Europe to the gain of Russia. Probably with the blessing of America (First). After all you can't be First if the second is too close, you need a distant second which helps in ignoring whoever follows after  Whats happened with you....there was a time when you could respect others and just post your views. Brexit. 555 |
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Post by rubl on Jan 19, 2018 22:28:18 GMT 7
Next time I'm asked to name a baby boy I won't name him Sue. Thanks to dear member 88 I have a much better idea. I'll give him three names, name him "Mo Ham Med". That should do the trick. We'll call him Ham which should please our Scottish friends  |
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Post by rubl on Jan 29, 2019 14:52:55 GMT 7
Another year, another name. And the winners are ... Lucas and Julia. The count is based on babies for which "kinderbijslag" has been paid (English: Child Benefit). "In 2018 was Lucas landelijk de meest populaire jongensnaam. Voor meisjes was Julia de meeste populaire naam in 2018. Deze namen werden respectievelijk 681 keer en 797 keer gegeven. Er werden in 2018 in Nederland 169.134 baby’s geboren waarvan 86.631 jongens en 82.503 meisjes." pers.svb.nl/julia-en-lucas-populairste-kindernamen-in-2018/ |
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Post by AyG on Jan 29, 2019 15:02:43 GMT 7
Another year, another name. And the winners are ... Lucas and Julia. However, where are the figures totalling "Mohammed" in all its myriad forms? Given that all male Moslem babies are pretty much required to have a form of Mo as one of their names, that 4% of the population of the Netherlands is Moslem, and that Moslems are profligate breeders, "Lucas and Julia" is only a part of the situation. |
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Post by rubl on Jan 29, 2019 15:42:12 GMT 7
Another year, another name. And the winners are ... Lucas and Julia. However, where are the figures totalling "Mohammed" in all its myriad forms? Given that all male Moslem babies are pretty much required to have a form of Mo as one of their names, that 4% of the population of the Netherlands is Moslem, and that Moslems are profligate breeders, "Lucas and Julia" is only a part of the situation. Of course it's only part of the situation. For one not all of December 2018 had been included (as not officially know yet to the SVB. Furthermore names which were given less than 25 times were omitted to (try to) save guard privacy. A conspiracy theory has it certain groups of people coordinate name giving to make sure each variant doesn't appear more than 24 times. Lastly only babies for which "Child Benefit" has been requested are listed. So obviously only 'real' Dutch/Scandinavian/Jewish/Germanic names would be included as Moslems and others never apply for such benefits. Now follow the link I provided before and the links in the page you get to and do your own mathematics. |
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Post by siampolee on Jan 29, 2019 17:56:21 GMT 7
Won't be long though before Adolph and Alois are popular names in The Netherlands and a number on other European countries too truth be known.
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Post by rubl on Jan 29, 2019 19:52:19 GMT 7
Won't be long though before Adolph and Alois are popular names in The Netherlands and a number on other European countries too truth be known. Truth be known, it would seem there are lots of Jewish names like "Levi", "Noah" and "Jacob" BTW Alois is a form of Louis (in Dutch Lodewijk) which seems to be from old Germanic "Chlodovech" or "Hluodowig". As for Adolph, unlikely but historically in the Netherlands you'd see "Dolf" |
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Post by 88 on Jan 30, 2019 16:13:22 GMT 7
However, where are the figures totalling "Mohammed" in all its myriad forms? Given that all male Moslem babies are pretty much required to have a form of Mo as one of their names, that 4% of the population of the Netherlands is Moslem, and that Moslems are profligate breeders, "Lucas and Julia" is only a part of the situation. Of course it's only part of the situation. For one not all of December 2018 had been included (as not officially know yet to the SVB. Furthermore names which were given less than 25 times were omitted to (try to) save guard privacy. A conspiracy theory has it certain groups of people coordinate name giving to make sure each variant doesn't appear more than 24 times. Lastly only babies for which "Child Benefit" has been requested are listed. So obviously only 'real' Dutch/Scandinavian/Jewish/Germanic names would be included as Moslems and others never apply for such benefits. Now follow the link I provided before and the links in the page you get to and do your own mathematics. Reading this BS made me realize that my rapidly failing eyesight may not be so bad after all. Listen mate, the number one name pretty much all across North West Europe is Mohammed I dont care how they spell it its the same name. Any publication drunk on PC enough to actively ignore that name want shutting down. In England it's been the number one name for over a decade although the lefty nuts claim that Oliver/Ollie is more popular. Well it might be at the tennis clubs in Roehampton. |
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Post by rubl on Jan 30, 2019 16:36:05 GMT 7
Of course it's only part of the situation. For one not all of December 2018 had been included (as not officially know yet to the SVB. Furthermore names which were given less than 25 times were omitted to (try to) save guard privacy. A conspiracy theory has it certain groups of people coordinate name giving to make sure each variant doesn't appear more than 24 times. Lastly only babies for which "Child Benefit" has been requested are listed. So obviously only 'real' Dutch/Scandinavian/Jewish/Germanic names would be included as Moslems and others never apply for such benefits. Now follow the link I provided before and the links in the page you get to and do your own mathematics. Reading this BS made me realize that my rapidly failing eyesight may not be so bad after all. Listen mate, the number one name pretty much all across North West Europe is Mohammed I dont care how they spell it its the same name. Any publication drunk on PC enough to actively ignore that name want shutting down. In England it's been the number one name for over a decade although the lefty nuts claim that Oliver/Ollie is more popular. Well it might be at the tennis clubs in Roehampton. Well, maybe not only your eyesight is failing, maybe you also dropped the proof of your statements. I'm afraid that just you having say this tends to be of the same value as a dearDonaldTrump twit. Anyway, the latest list from the Netherlands compiled by the institute which registers request for child support doesn't seem to agree with you. I'm not really a doctor, but I'd recommend a nice pint of pale ale for your constitution. Uncle Ham met Kaas |
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