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Post by SirToad on Apr 5, 2015 11:24:19 GMT 7
I have seen someone go through a police check with a washing up bowl on their head. I'm not sure if the police thought it was ok, or they thought might be too much hassle dealing with an idiot that would do it.
It was a mate of mine
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Post by ATF on Apr 5, 2015 11:38:18 GMT 7
Yes all valid questions Sipi and I hope you will find answers. Ask the Duck about the LB's he should know.
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Post by SirToad on Apr 5, 2015 11:47:28 GMT 7
Koh Chang is an island, ki chang is elephant shit?
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Post by SirToad on Apr 5, 2015 11:50:32 GMT 7
Bollocks, Elephant S H I T
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Post by ATF on Apr 5, 2015 11:52:05 GMT 7
"How do I say in Thai "Do you have a box of curried prawns for my mothers dog?". Every time I try everyone laughs at me."
They are laughing because prawns are expensive and you're giving them to a dog.
Just say Kor Gaeng Goong Ga-Bahn Kup.
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Post by The Arrow on Apr 5, 2015 11:57:31 GMT 7
This is an English language forum. Only in the language forum can you . . . . !
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Post by SirToad on Apr 5, 2015 12:02:33 GMT 7
This is an English language forum. Only in the language forum can you . . . . ! Oh no, a mod issuing a warning.
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Post by Krisb on Apr 5, 2015 12:03:45 GMT 7
Uranus has to be one answer.
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Post by SirToad on Apr 5, 2015 12:05:52 GMT 7
Uranus has to be one answer. Regarding the baht buses???
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Post by Krisb on Apr 5, 2015 12:08:58 GMT 7
Uranus has to be one answer. Regarding the baht buses??? Ok that does it, b bus thread it is. ....
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Post by ATF on Apr 5, 2015 12:52:06 GMT 7
The wife is setting me up with a tongue-twister. Ok the funny part is you are probably saying "saigon' which means put it in your a$$. Glong is box
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Post by bigbadgeordie on Apr 5, 2015 13:00:56 GMT 7
The answers to your questions are as follows:- Butter With or without is "proper posh" Nung tung Ki Chang, farang chop mak mak arroy See above, shorty One is an island, the other is lunch (see above) Refreshing your mouth after spicy food In some Provinces it is the only legal headwear for farangs You do not need money as you would only waste it on things like bills etc, leave it all with your tirac Uranus Not only acceptable, but expected in some places, but why are you wearing sneakers. Sandles and black socks are a must here No Yes This is an English only forum, non of that Johnny Foreigner stuff here please Any side of the road sausage vendor Not at all
I have not numbered the answers or quoted your OP as that would make it too easy.
Also all questions and answers are interchangable
Now please go away and put all these well researched answers into practice.
If you need any more help, try someone else
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Post by cc1 on Apr 5, 2015 13:28:22 GMT 7
thanks mate...this kind of topic is exactly what we need...and regarding the answers wait for Costas to enlighten us...from my side up to you....
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Post by Marko kokprong on Apr 5, 2015 14:04:26 GMT 7
with the sweat rash i like the powder back it packs a punch around,ahem,the nether regions.
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 5, 2015 14:20:55 GMT 7
Just stay dry. Or wear em proudly. Depends if you're in BKK or Issan. Get used to the laughter-prawns pricey. I have no idea...get a dog to sniff you out. None...depending on your perspective. Washing off brown sticky bits from inside the bowl. Yes you can but a 2 gallon stainless steel pot is much better & safer. Ub 2 U & her. Either Uranus or Pluto. Who wears hand stitched Doc Martins in this heat? What are Doc Martins? No...just depends on your stomach's capabilities. No...they're just mating. Wop, Wop, Wop, Wop.....BUUUUUUUUzzzzzzzzz Ding. You can't. Get used to it & eat the local stuff. Ub 2 U
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