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Post by siampolee on Feb 20, 2018 12:16:17 GMT 7
I first tasted the delights of power as 5 year PD ink monitor. Mates first on line inkwell filed to the brim. Girls second serving so t speak and enemies, sorry all only gone.Promotion at 6 years old to milk monitor. Later as hander out and collector of pens,pencils eraser, books etc, creep of the class award
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Post by oldie on Feb 20, 2018 12:20:08 GMT 7
I was the bell ringer for a day until I forgot to ring it after lunch and got the sack.
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Post by me on Feb 20, 2018 13:06:32 GMT 7
I first tasted the delights of power as 5 year PD ink monitor. Mates first on line inkwell filed to the brim. Girls second serving so t speak and enemies, sorry all only gone.Promotion at 6 years old to milk monitor. Later as hander out and collector of pens,pencils eraser, books etc, creep of the class award With the milk that had stood outside in the 40 degree heat till recess it woul;d be best to give the enemies 3 bottles, the girls 2 and your friends none. |
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Post by chiangmai on Feb 20, 2018 13:35:58 GMT 7
I was the bell ringer for a day until I forgot to ring it after lunch and got the sack. I was rejected for that gig but I did make choir boy, 2d for Sunday morning service, a penny halfpenny for the evening. weddings and special services by negotiation, I made an absolute killing. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2018 15:30:11 GMT 7
Who the f invented gluten intolerance, and lactose free almond milk? How do they even get milk out of almonds?? |
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Post by chiangmai on Feb 20, 2018 15:34:34 GMT 7
Who the f invented gluten intolerance, and lactose free almond milk? How do they even get milk out of almonds?? You need to have very small hands, the teats are quite delicate, it's also very time consuming which is why it's so expensive.  |
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Post by siampolee on Feb 20, 2018 17:55:55 GMT 7
40 degree in England, that's impossible.  |
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Post by me on Feb 20, 2018 18:23:47 GMT 7
40 degree in England, that's impossible. We had the same little bottles in Australia, it was that there, you could eat it as an icypole there though in winter. |
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Post by me on Feb 20, 2018 18:24:31 GMT 7
Who the f invented gluten intolerance, and lactose free almond milk? How do they even get milk out of almonds?? nut milkers |
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Post by siampolee on Feb 20, 2018 18:28:21 GMT 7
Yes many a morning break with ice pole milk if it arrived late or we forgot to bring it in.  |
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Post by smokie36 on Feb 20, 2018 18:35:45 GMT 7
I used to carry my school books i a tattered Wm Low carrier bag. Bag would be strategically placed to cover the hole in the left knee of my school trousers. Ahhh the poverty...I shall mention it to my shrink next visit  . |
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Post by smokie36 on Feb 20, 2018 18:38:32 GMT 7
In spite of this obvious grinding poverty my dear old mum bought me a school blazer which I wore twice....on the second day someone called me a penguin and I left him with a bloody nose.
So began my long criminal record and visits to the office of the assistant head Mr Kelly.
He must have utterly loathed me haha.
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Post by me on Feb 20, 2018 18:49:35 GMT 7
In spite of this obvious grinding poverty my dear old mum bought me a school blazer which I wore twice....on the second day someone called me a penguin and I left him with a bloody nose. So began my long criminal record and visits to the office of the assistant head Mr Kelly. He must have utterly loathed me haha. Did he have you bend over and put your hands on your knees? |
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Post by smokie36 on Feb 20, 2018 18:58:21 GMT 7
In spite of this obvious grinding poverty my dear old mum bought me a school blazer which I wore twice....on the second day someone called me a penguin and I left him with a bloody nose. So began my long criminal record and visits to the office of the assistant head Mr Kelly. He must have utterly loathed me haha. Did he have you bend over and put your hands on your knees? I never had a sexual encounter with any of my teachers sadly. |
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Post by me on Feb 20, 2018 19:08:34 GMT 7
hmmmmm Have I heard that phraseology before
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