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Post by 3 on Feb 21, 2018 19:35:57 GMT 7
A British holidaymaker was left covered in blood after being gored by a buffalo in a terrifying attack in a Cambodian jungle. Fiona Childs, 47, came face to face with the huge animal on her way to an idyllic beach on the island of Koh Rong Samloem. The water buffalo butted her and is understood to have gored her legs as she kicked out to protect herself as she lay screaming on the ground. www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/british-tourist-gored-buffalo-cambodian-12061322 |
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mistermember
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Post by mistermember on Feb 21, 2018 21:17:16 GMT 7
This sort of thing used to just be ignored. Buffaloes will be buffaloes- that was the sentiment. Victims were rarely believed and often criticized for speaking up. But now more and more women are breaking their silence. Buffaloes are being held accountable. It's a national trend. No buffalo is too important to be acccused. #igotgoredtoo
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rubl
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Post by rubl on Feb 23, 2018 12:00:21 GMT 7
Now waiting for #Igottrampedtodeath2  |
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siampolee
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Post by siampolee on Feb 23, 2018 16:36:13 GMT 7
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rubl
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Post by rubl on Feb 23, 2018 17:45:47 GMT 7
Tjeez SirPolee, be serious. What with a British tourist involved the buffalo was obviously a remoaner PS what did you do to f... up the quotes? |
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siampolee
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Post by siampolee on Feb 23, 2018 19:28:10 GMT 7
The smart phone isn't as smart as it's cracked up to be made by remainers I am told.  |
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rubl
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Post by rubl on Feb 23, 2018 21:39:33 GMT 7
The smart phone isn't as smart as it's cracked up to be made by remainers I am told. It's because you're a wee bit older than I am, so some respect is drilled into me when I was a wee lad, but otherwise I would be tempted to tell you that there are rumours of an Association Smartphone Smarties. I'm told Marvin has been found willing to run it on the condition he can do all the talks. So, no more (cracking) jokes about smart phones please (if you know what's good for you) |
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smokie36
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Post by smokie36 on Feb 24, 2018 19:20:15 GMT 7
The smart phone isn't as smart as it's cracked up to be made by remainers I am told. It's because you're a wee bit older than I am, so some respect is drilled into me when I was a wee lad, but otherwise I would be tempted to tell you that there are rumours of an Association Smartphone Smarties. I'm told Marvin has been found willing to run it on the condition he can do all the talks. So, no more (cracking) jokes about smart phones please (if you know what's good for you) No tomato has ever produced a mobile phone. Green fruit is laughing at their orange stupidity. |
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rubl
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Post by rubl on Feb 24, 2018 20:54:31 GMT 7
It's because you're a wee bit older than I am, so some respect is drilled into me when I was a wee lad, but otherwise I would be tempted to tell you that there are rumours of an Association Smartphone Smarties. I'm told Marvin has been found willing to run it on the condition he can do all the talks. So, no more (cracking) jokes about smart phones please (if you know what's good for you) No tomato has ever produced a mobile phone. Green fruit is laughing at their orange stupidity. Imagine this with an "HP Sauce" label.  punintended.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Ketchup1.jpg |
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Post by smokie36 on Feb 24, 2018 20:55:58 GMT 7
Tony McTiger wishes to buy three bottles. |
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rubl
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Post by rubl on Feb 24, 2018 20:59:57 GMT 7
Tony McTiger wishes to buy three bottles. I almost forgot the disclaimer: Not for growing weeds, not to be smoked in pipes, not to be diluted in 'rose vases' |
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Post by smokie36 on Feb 24, 2018 21:03:33 GMT 7
Tony McTiger wishes to buy three bottles. I almost forgot the disclaimer: Not for growing weeds, not to be smoked in pipes, not to be diluted in 'rose vases' Any mention of bamboo water devices? |
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rubl
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Post by rubl on Feb 24, 2018 21:06:58 GMT 7
I almost forgot the disclaimer: Not for growing weeds, not to be smoked in pipes, not to be diluted in 'rose vases' Any mention of bamboo water devices? Under study. Also the use in combination with pleasuring machines like TGAUs may leave you green |
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