Rumour has it SirPolee is looking for such garment for his grandson

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With due respect to Mr Hip, with whom I have no quarrel.
Briefly, Australia is divided into two states "Queensland" and "the other lot".
Queenslanders have great patriotism in their pineapples (which they eat on everything), cyclones, crocodiles, tasteless beer, mud crabs, burnt sausages and skin cancer; just to name a few.
And of the Queensland National dress, which consists of a blue singlet, jeans, thongs or leather boots and a bloody big hat called an akubra.


When the temperature dips below 45 degrees Celsius we change into our Summer attire, which is the same except the jeans are exchanged for a pair of black football shorts.



And we sometimes take our partner to the beach.



Or go alone.



The yobbo or bogan is a different character all together.



Now we have to deal with yuppies. Usually named Anton-Marcus or Sebastian-Lee (or similar).




And the yuppies father is a recent pest, almost unavoidable. Normally late forties with a grey goatee beard, mirror sunglasses, baseball cap, a collared tee-shirt, weighing about 130 kg, drinks luke warm lager from the bottle, named Mick, Robbo, Stevo or Andy and will thrill you senseless with his tales of adventure and past athletic skills.
Avoid this creature at all costs.