Oh yes and I believe that it's also illegal by God's law.
In fact, those banners at football matches that say John 3:16 refer to this point specifically.



The full reading from the good book is as such:

John 3:16.
And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green:
And was the holy Lamb of God,
On England's pleasant pastures seen!

And did the Countenance Divine,
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here,
Among these dark Satanic Mills?

Bring me my Bow of burning gold:
Bring me my arrows of desire:
Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold!
Bring me my Chariot of fire!

I will not cease from Mental Fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand:
Till we have built Jerusalem,
In England's green & pleasant Land.

Not even a spitting image in sight 

Do you already have two Oscars to flank the trophy or shall I give you two of mine? 

Thank you sir, I will have a word with the lady of the house and have her instruct the serving staff to keep their eyes peeled the next time they are sent on a shopping expedition.

As a rule, I drink coffee in the morning, however at 3pm sharp everday tea is served on the upstairs patio, I had to tell the staff never to buy farm salmon again, doesnt have the same taste as fresh salmon, never mind could be worse, could be upcountry with the skint pensioners chowing down on pla ra everyday.

I wondered why the advert was harping about the battery life on this trophy.

No they were shit and deserved to lose.

My Abba collection is getting a lot of play time however.

Oh do behave, everyone knows that Jamesons has a screw top.