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Post by rubl on Jul 7, 2018 9:27:58 GMT 7
Can I just ask why there is a cloggie and a sweatie in a world cup thread? You may ask, my dear tigger although I'm a wee bit surprised. I thought I already told you a cloggie referee team has been selected by FIFA to supervise a certain quarter final game  PS just providing you with a valid excuse when England loses  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2018 9:34:42 GMT 7
^^^ bring it on,  , just as long as I can keep buying this at 215 baht for 200g.  Ah the joys of living in the capital, bought four packs of these the other day, bargain, 69 baht per packet.  Must admit am p**sed off, might have to take a trek out to the boonies of Ikea at Mega to stock up on these.  For some reason they dont sell them in The Mall Bang Kapi anymore, had to make do with this inferior rubbish, the joys of being an expat. Whats the world coming to I ask myself, the pain, the pain.  Never mind toodle pip, could be living in the boonies, its a hardship posting this I tell you, sweating blood and tears, you honestly wouldnt believe it.
the boonies of Ikea at Mega
could be living in the boonies, its a hardship posting this I tell youEasy there RGS, if you irk the Samutprakarn massie they'll have a bounty on your head. Your insistence on wearing 1970s Oxford Bags with the snake belt and 3 star pullover makes you instantly recognizable, so it would not be safe to walk through the food court area. Southside. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2018 9:55:38 GMT 7
I prefer Anna Blast’s version. She says “Remember it takes more muscles to frown than to stab someone in the eye”. |
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Post by rubl on Jul 7, 2018 10:06:24 GMT 7
I prefer Anna Blast’s version. She says “Remember it takes more muscles to frown than to stab someone in the eye”. That the Anna Blast from "Please don't take a picture of your food if you have forgotten the seasoning. It is very embarrassing for those of us in the South." |
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Post by smokie36 on Jul 7, 2018 11:31:19 GMT 7
^^^ bring it on, , just as long as I can keep buying this at 215 baht for 200g. Ah the joys of living in the capital, bought four packs of these the other day, bargain, 69 baht per packet. Must admit am p**sed off, might have to take a trek out to the boonies of Ikea at Mega to stock up on these. For some reason they dont sell them in The Mall Bang Kapi anymore, had to make do with this inferior rubbish, the joys of being an expat. Whats the world coming to I ask myself, the pain, the pain. Never mind toodle pip, could be living in the boonies, its a hardship posting this I tell you, sweating blood and tears, you honestly wouldnt believe it.
the boonies of Ikea at Mega
could be living in the boonies, its a hardship posting this I tell youEasy there RGS, if you irk the Samutprakarn massie they'll have a bounty on your head. Your insistence on wearing 1970s Oxford Bags with the snake belt and 3 star pullover makes you instantly recognizable, so it would not be safe to walk through the food court area. Southside. It takes 17 hrs and 54 mins to get from my penthouse abode in Asoke to Mega Bang Ikea. No free biscuits any more and a crappy craft give us your wonga beer place at 380++ for some shite yank p**s. Oh let's go to BigC she says and I head off to the bog for a dump only to get abuse?? AND they moved the location of the duck n pancake place....why was I not informed hmmmm?? Will be another five years before I forget then I'll be back again slagging it off. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2018 12:00:59 GMT 7
the boonies of Ikea at Mega
could be living in the boonies, its a hardship posting this I tell youEasy there RGS, if you irk the Samutprakarn massie they'll have a bounty on your head. Your insistence on wearing 1970s Oxford Bags with the snake belt and 3 star pullover makes you instantly recognizable, so it would not be safe to walk through the food court area. Southside. It takes 17 hrs and 54 mins to get from my penthouse abode in Asoke to Mega Bang Ikea. No free biscuits any more and a crappy craft give us your wonga beer place at 380++ for some shite yank p**s. Oh let's go to BigC she says and I head off to the bog for a dump only to get abuse?? AND they moved the location of the duck n pancake place....why was I not informed hmmmm?? Will be another five years before I forget then I'll be back again slagging it off. I presume that you are aware that Mega BangNa has a Peppina Pizza restaurant. |
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Post by rubl on Jul 7, 2018 12:30:31 GMT 7
the boonies of Ikea at Mega
could be living in the boonies, its a hardship posting this I tell youEasy there RGS, if you irk the Samutprakarn massie they'll have a bounty on your head. Your insistence on wearing 1970s Oxford Bags with the snake belt and 3 star pullover makes you instantly recognizable, so it would not be safe to walk through the food court area. Southside. It takes 17 hrs and 54 mins to get from my penthouse abode in Asoke to Mega Bang Ikea. No free biscuits any more and a crappy craft give us your wonga beer place at 380++ for some shite yank p**s. Oh let's go to BigC she says and I head off to the bog for a dump only to get abuse?? AND they moved the location of the duck n pancake place....why was I not informed hmmmm?? Will be another five years before I forget then I'll be back again slagging it off. Which reminds me that in the BTS I saw an advertisement "Too early to check-in at Suwannabhum? Go shopping in MegaMall BangNa. Only a 15km trip" |
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Post by smokie36 on Jul 7, 2018 13:39:32 GMT 7
It takes 17 hrs and 54 mins to get from my penthouse abode in Asoke to Mega Bang Ikea. No free biscuits any more and a crappy craft give us your wonga beer place at 380++ for some shite yank p**s. Oh let's go to BigC she says and I head off to the bog for a dump only to get abuse?? AND they moved the location of the duck n pancake place....why was I not informed hmmmm?? Will be another five years before I forget then I'll be back again slagging it off. I presume that you are aware that Mega BangNa has a Peppina Pizza restaurant. Overpriced garbage chain restaurant. Yes I am aware of that of course I am after having the life sucked out of me for an entire afternoon! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2018 13:54:06 GMT 7
I presume that you are aware that Mega BangNa has a Peppina Pizza restaurant. Overpriced garbage chain restaurant. Yes I am aware of that of course I am after having the life sucked out of me for an entire afternoon! So you are saying that your idea of a perfect day is to be in the Mega Mall Starbucks surrounded by low class Chinese tourists while watching England beat France in the WC final on the big screen TV. |
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Post by smokie36 on Jul 7, 2018 14:38:16 GMT 7
Overpriced garbage chain restaurant. Yes I am aware of that of course I am after having the life sucked out of me for an entire afternoon! So you are saying that your idea of a perfect day is to be in the Mega Mall Starbucks surrounded by low class Chinese tourists while watching England beat France in the WC final on the big screen TV. I'm taking a folding chair to Gourmet Market at Emquartier. I'll position myself within arms reach of the free cheese and crack a bottle of beer from 7/11 Hopefully I can get some free Wifi in there to watch the game on the Ipad. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2018 14:41:01 GMT 7
So you are saying that your idea of a perfect day is to be in the Mega Mall Starbucks surrounded by low class Chinese tourists while watching England beat France in the WC final on the big screen TV. I'm taking a folding chair to Gourmet Market at Emquartier. I'll position myself within arms reach of the free cheese and crack a bottle of beer from 7/11 Hopefully I can get some free Wifi in there to watch the game on the Ipad. Please ensure that the beer is Archa, standards have to be maintained. |
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Post by smokie36 on Jul 7, 2018 14:45:37 GMT 7
I'm taking a folding chair to Gourmet Market at Emquartier. I'll position myself within arms reach of the free cheese and crack a bottle of beer from 7/11 Hopefully I can get some free Wifi in there to watch the game on the Ipad. Please ensure that the beer is Archa, standards have to be maintained. I'll be buying it with her indoors free stamps. |
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Post by tigerfish on Jul 7, 2018 18:11:14 GMT 7
I'd like to hear tigerfish play this in D minor. I'm sure it would sound a lot better and more amusing coming from you sang in E minor with something shoved up a certain orifice, for maximum effect. |
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Post by rubl on Jul 7, 2018 18:44:58 GMT 7
JUst to help some guys here to get in the mood. Personally I'm wondering a wee bit about the chant "we want our d_ck back" though  |
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Post by smokie36 on Jul 7, 2018 18:57:45 GMT 7
I'd like to hear tigerfish play this in D minor. I'm sure it would sound a lot better and more amusing coming from you sang in E minor with something shoved up a certain orifice, for maximum effect. My choirboy days are long since passed. All I have now is my weekly trip to the therapist. Imagine how long I will be seeing her if the unthinkable happens! |
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, just as long as I can keep buying this at 215 baht for 200g.
