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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2018 11:03:20 GMT 7
Ladies, Gentlemen and persons of no fixed gender,
Messrs. Smokie36 & Tony The Fricken Windowlicker are proud pleased happy feeling very lukewarm in informing you all that on Saturday we will be launching the ‘Smokie & Tiger’s Big Mid August Quiz’.
As this weekend is a long weekend (holiday weekend) in Thailand this quiz will be in 2 parts.
Part one will start on Saturday evening and finish when I am no longer able to stand up without wobbling.
Part 2 will start when I have recovered (probably Late Sunday afternoon) and will finish when my bottle runs dry.
Unlike our earlier quizzes, both myself and Smokie now find ourselves in the luxurious position of being able to accept bribes of alcohol for this quiz, the bigger the bribe the better your chances.
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Post by smokie36 on Aug 7, 2018 12:02:33 GMT 7
I'm very excited about this quiz Tony as we have some real whiz questions!
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Post by smokie36 on Aug 7, 2018 12:06:28 GMT 7
I said the STRONGER the bribe....jeez Tony!
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Post by oldie on Aug 7, 2018 12:35:08 GMT 7
Coking coal.
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Post by smokie36 on Aug 7, 2018 12:59:28 GMT 7
English only on this thread you heathen....back up your chimney! |
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Post by oldie on Aug 7, 2018 13:07:16 GMT 7
English only on this thread you heathen....back up your chimney! I can see this "quiz" will be rigged. Any decent quiz would have coking coal for at least one answer. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2018 13:08:02 GMT 7
English only on this thread you heathen....back up your chimney! TBH Smokes, part of this is my fault, I left the door open and he snuck in while I wasn't looking. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2018 13:11:42 GMT 7
English only on this thread you heathen....back up your chimney! I can see this "quiz" will be rigged. Any decent quiz would have coking coal for at least one answer. Hey Smokes, how did he know that cuckolding was one of the answers, have you received bribes already? |
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Post by oldie on Aug 7, 2018 13:34:33 GMT 7
I can see this "quiz" will be rigged. Any decent quiz would have coking coal for at least one answer. Hey Smokes, how did he know that cuckolding was one of the answers, have you received bribes already? I just goggled "cockolding". Frankly I was expecting photos of chicken farmers. |
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Post by Soutpeel on Aug 7, 2018 13:41:03 GMT 7
Hey Smokes, how did he know that cuckolding was one of the answers, have you received bribes already? I just goggled "cockolding". Frankly I was expecting photos of chicken farmers. Only in Iowa...where its belived 1 in 6 males has had carnal relations with a chicken before it is converted into KFC with the Colonels secret special recipe of 11 herbs and spices |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2018 13:41:51 GMT 7
Hey Smokes, how did he know that cuckolding was one of the answers, have you received bribes already? I just goggled "cockolding". Frankly I was expecting photos of chicken farmers. You have spent too much time on the chicken forum. |
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Post by Soutpeel on Aug 7, 2018 13:48:06 GMT 7
I just goggled "cockolding". Frankly I was expecting photos of chicken farmers. You have spent too much time on the chicken forum. Get on the duck forum..Purdeys in the paddy fields at dawn...tally ho.. Here is a photo of CW industries last day out duck hunting in Isan  And yes this is Smokie in a dress with babe at breast. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2018 14:22:10 GMT 7
I'm very excited about this quiz Tony as we have some real whiz questions! 'Real' & 'Whiz' should never be used in the same sentence.  |
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Post by rubl on Aug 7, 2018 15:34:21 GMT 7
" Ladies, Gentlemen and persons of no fixed gender" ? As representative of my friends from Mars I must protest against this blatant discrimination. Furthermore friendly 'somethings' from the People's Front of Judea have approached me as well, but as yet with closed wallets and that doesn't work. I demand, on behalf of my (paying) clients, that the starting sentence be change to "Ladies, Gentlemen, other gender persons or beings, and persons or beings of no fixed gender" You have 24 hours to comply or actions will be taken. Legal action (at first) of course. Yours truly, being rubl  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2018 16:03:05 GMT 7
" Ladies, Gentlemen and persons of no fixed gender" ? As representative of my friends from Mars I must protest against this blatant discrimination. Furthermore friendly 'somethings' from the People's Front of Judea have approached me as well, but as yet with closed wallets and that doesn't work. I demand, on behalf of my (paying) clients, that the starting sentence be change to "Ladies, Gentlemen, other gender persons or beings, and persons or beings of no fixed gender" You have 24 hours to comply or actions will be taken. Legal action (at first) of course. Yours truly, being rubl Sorry about that but last night I was watching a SJW on you tube who was able to reel of about 12 different genders and he/she said that there were many more. I was fascinated amused by the stupidity of it all, so I watched a few more tubes. You have people out there who are angry that they were assigned a gender at birth (by those uncaring doctors) because they should have been able to decide which one of the many genders they were before being classed as male/female on their birth certificates. One wonders how the world functioned for so long with only two genders. One also wonders if these people are real about their stances/beliefs or if they are simply the best trolls in the world and we have all been suckered into their joke. |
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