Once a copper always a copper Tony you know that....plod just can't 'elp stickin his nose in our business.

Remember that time he tried to chase us thru East St down by Old Kent Road an we gave him the slip dahn the Walworth Rd?

Haha he ran straight past the George and we was in the back room with pints of Guiness and the Pogues on the jukebox daft old plod never could catch us hehehe.

Is a nation a continent or a country?
Ok, Kenya and rolled oats; assuming porridge is a cereal.

Some build from their past, some stay bastards for life

Was in Cyprus some years ago enjoying my Yeni Raki (It was the turkish side) when a group came to the next table talking loudly. A couple of UK cops on a junket meeting with a few Kibris cops investigating a women who jumped off the ferry and died. They were trying to pin it on the boyfriend. One of the things suspicious, she had received a check for 500 pounds from an estate and had it in her purse in the cabin. They could not understand why she had not cashed it or put it in the bank. Knew nothing of turkish inflation., overseas clearance changes or problems in opening a turkish bank account.
They were more p**sed than me by the time I went home. Of course it was the taxpayers paying for them.

Second question then and remember you only need to get two right to win now!

Who's last words were: “Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough?"

Gogomobile.

Oh for frecks sake you thickos, this mid August quiz is in imminent danger of becoming a late August quiz.
FFS pull yer sox up bhoys boys.

OK, real easy question:
What tree gives us prunes?