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Post by Soutpeel on Apr 5, 2015 14:14:37 GMT 7
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SirToad
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Post by SirToad on Apr 5, 2015 14:17:40 GMT 7
Full of w a n k e R s
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Post by Soutpeel on Apr 5, 2015 14:21:53 GMT 7
My exact thought when I first read the head line ???? |
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Post by professorfart on Apr 5, 2015 14:27:18 GMT 7
I'm not moving anywhere.....
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OlPhatHo
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 5, 2015 14:57:02 GMT 7
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts
at disabling the security system got underway immediately.
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes
filled with cash ?valuables, were surprised to see hundreds
of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and
inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber
said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.'
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained
nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until
all safes were opened.
They did not find one euro, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving
with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
'IRELAND 'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'...
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cc1
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Post by cc1 on Apr 6, 2015 6:45:12 GMT 7
Or once a robber stormed a sperm bank.when inside he ordered the nurse(Thai) to open the safe though she opened it.he instructed her to take out 5 samples and commanded she shall drink one after one and she did it. After completion he pulled off his face mask and said: " and darling it ain't so bad,innit?
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Post by streetcowboy on Apr 6, 2015 18:14:57 GMT 7
The sperm bank had a bit of a set-back when two donors came on the bus and one missed the Tube
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rhys
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Post by rhys on Apr 9, 2015 2:42:26 GMT 7
During my college years, a fertility clinic general put add in the student newspaper for donors.... The response rate was good and the pay ok..
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Phil
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Post by Phil on Apr 14, 2015 18:09:28 GMT 7
I would have thought outside the Jobcentre, no excuses re lack of work!
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