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Post by rubl on Jan 12, 2019 15:01:55 GMT 7
Thought for probably more than just ONE day  "In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people; they have no lawyers." A Princess of Mars1912, Edgar Rice Burroughs |
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Post by rubl on Jan 19, 2019 13:45:16 GMT 7
Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.
PS Not sure it's real, oldest reference I found is from begin January 2013
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Post by rubl on Jan 20, 2019 19:16:42 GMT 7
> Is your stomach flat?
< Yeah, but the 'l' is silent.
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Post by smokie36 on Jan 20, 2019 20:48:06 GMT 7
> Is your stomach flat? < Yeah, but the 'l' is silent. The tamarind sauce was thin on my prawns tonight. A poor effort I thought. |
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Post by rubl on Jan 24, 2019 12:59:05 GMT 7
Technically speaking Moses may have been the first man to download files from the cloud to a tablet …
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Post by smokie36 on Jan 25, 2019 7:45:17 GMT 7
Its already a Jaffa cake day.
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Post by rubl on Jan 28, 2019 21:56:49 GMT 7
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes ...
She hugged me
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Post by siampolee on Jan 29, 2019 6:54:02 GMT 7
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm all day. Set the man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.  Terry Pratchett. |
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Post by rubl on Feb 1, 2019 21:22:02 GMT 7
Friends are those who ask how you are
and wait for the answer
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Post by rubl on Feb 2, 2019 16:09:18 GMT 7
I don't lose things. It's just that I may not have looked at the spot where I put it  |
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Post by rubl on Feb 3, 2019 15:53:25 GMT 7
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Post by oldie on Feb 3, 2019 16:49:03 GMT 7
The fire triangle sucks.
And the chap who put water into the mix is an idiot.
Bad day at work.
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Post by siampolee on Feb 4, 2019 11:40:57 GMT 7
Never mind oldie.I always find falling down no big problem.The problems began when I hit the ground.
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Post by rubl on Feb 9, 2019 10:28:41 GMT 7
If someone gave you 200 US$/GBP/Euro because "you're ugly" would you take it? Absolutely, I'm ugly not stupid |
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Post by rubl on Feb 17, 2019 11:35:52 GMT 7
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