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Post by smokie36 on Mar 7, 2020 11:16:47 GMT 7
What happened to your leetle titties Tony? On Pen-y-Fan I used to hide behind the bushes having a wank and pretend you were a bird.
I’ve recently had my pecs drained.
        Lost a few kiney stones at last have you? Nice way to escape the Balkans that was Tony but coming back in '93 with a St Tropez tan really wound us up. |
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Post by TTFT on Mar 7, 2020 11:45:01 GMT 7
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Post by TTFT on Mar 7, 2020 11:46:42 GMT 7
I guess this is not the right moment to ask about TTFT's motto "Can you show me where the nasty Mr. Smokes inappropriately touched you?"  Its been a running joke in the battalion for 35 years.....how the bloody hell did the Tiger get promoted repeatedly while I remained a grunt? Its all about his crispy egg banjos.
The stripes that I got issued were only tiger stripes.
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Post by rubl on Mar 7, 2020 13:46:58 GMT 7
I guess this is not the right moment to ask about TTFT's motto "Can you show me where the nasty Mr. Smokes inappropriately touched you?" Its been a running joke in the battalion for 35 years.....how the bloody hell did the Tiger get promoted repeatedly while I remained a grunt? Its all about his crispy egg banjos. Well, at least he was good at one thing then, and an important thing as well  Corporal rubl |
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Post by rubl on Mar 7, 2020 13:48:31 GMT 7
Its been a running joke in the battalion for 35 years.....how the bloody hell did the Tiger get promoted repeatedly while I remained a grunt? Its all about his crispy egg banjos.
The stripes that I got issued were only tiger stripes.
How the tiger lost his stripes |
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Post by rubl on Mar 7, 2020 13:58:09 GMT 7
Lost a few kiney stones at last have you? Nice way to escape the Balkans that was Tony but coming back in '93 with a St Tropez tan really wound us up.
And you were doing so well, people were starting to believe you.... until you suggested that TTFT had set foot on Frog soil.
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Post by TTFT on Mar 7, 2020 14:50:01 GMT 7
How the tiger lost his stripes
I very nearly lost my stripes for climbing on the head table (drunk) at the end of a mess dinner and performing 'Swing low' and 'Father Abraham'. The worst part about it was that I was the PMC (President of the Mess Committee) and one of my duties was to ensure that all junior NCO's behaved at the function.
The guest of honour was our own RSM (I think that RSM stands for Royal Sergeant Major  ) and he had enough of a sense of humour to let it go. However, when my CSM (Company Sergeant Major) heard about my performance the next morning he gave me 10 extras (extra duties).
I have absolutely no idea how the British Army put up with me for so long.
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Post by TTFT on Mar 7, 2020 14:53:19 GMT 7
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Post by oldie on Mar 7, 2020 14:57:02 GMT 7
What happened to your leetle titties Tony? On Pen-y-Fan I used to hide behind the bushes having a wank and pretend you were a bird.
I’ve recently had my pecs drained.
Any recommendations? |
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Post by TTFT on Mar 7, 2020 14:58:27 GMT 7
I guess this is not the right moment to ask about TTFT's motto "Can you show me where the nasty Mr. Smokes inappropriately touched you?" Its been a running joke in the battalion for 35 years.....how the bloody hell did the Tiger get promoted repeatedly while I remained a grunt? Its all about his crispy egg banjos.
Its all about his crispy egg banjos.
And the fact that I have nicer thighs than Mandy Pepperidge.
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Post by TTFT on Mar 7, 2020 15:00:58 GMT 7
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Post by oldie on Mar 7, 2020 15:52:25 GMT 7
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Post by rubl on Mar 7, 2020 18:07:52 GMT 7
How the tiger lost his stripes
I very nearly lost my stripes for climbing on the head table (drunk) at the end of a mess dinner and performing 'Swing low' and 'Father Abraham'. The worst part about it was that I was the PMC (President of the Mess Committee) and one of my duties was to ensure that all junior NCO's behaved at the function.
The guest of honour was our own RSM (I think that RSM stands for Royal Sergeant Major ) and he had enough of a sense of humour to let it go. However, when my CSM (Company Sergeant Major) heard about my performance the next morning he gave me 10 extras (extra duties).
I have absolutely no idea how the British Army put up with me for so long.
I think it's a matter of "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger". After a dose of tigs, even raw recruits (and grunts like smokes) could do miracles.  |
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Post by smokie36 on Mar 9, 2020 17:46:41 GMT 7
I very nearly lost my stripes for climbing on the head table (drunk) at the end of a mess dinner and performing 'Swing low' and 'Father Abraham'. The worst part about it was that I was the PMC (President of the Mess Committee) and one of my duties was to ensure that all junior NCO's behaved at the function.
The guest of honour was our own RSM (I think that RSM stands for Royal Sergeant Major ) and he had enough of a sense of humour to let it go. However, when my CSM (Company Sergeant Major) heard about my performance the next morning he gave me 10 extras (extra duties).
I have absolutely no idea how the British Army put up with me for so long.
I think it's a matter of "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger". After a dose of tigs, even raw recruits (and grunts like smokes) could do miracles. Excuse me Sarge....did you hear what that two stripe pot bellied windmill just called me? Permission to crack his clogs?? |
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Post by rubl on Mar 9, 2020 17:56:26 GMT 7
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