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Post by rgs2001uk on Feb 6, 2018 20:56:42 GMT 7
JBR, hope you completed a jungle survival course prior to discharge, you will need it for life up in the boonies.
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Post by rubl on Feb 6, 2018 21:24:32 GMT 7
Tjeez, do I really have to explain this? Only dykes are fingered We've got one of them working in our stores department. We are in great demand. Please make an appointment, bribery will not help you, but we could discuss things over over a few glasses of Grand Cru Single Malt SangSom
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Post by rubl on Feb 6, 2018 21:27:00 GMT 7
JBR, hope you completed a jungle survival course prior to discharge, you will need it for life up in the boonies. Mind you, such training will also come in handy here at the BM
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Post by rubl on Feb 6, 2018 21:42:53 GMT 7
All this martial talk reminds me of what it is to long to be a man, a real man
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Post by Fletchsmile on Feb 6, 2018 21:52:32 GMT 7
All this martial talk reminds me of what it is to long to be a man, a real man you'll be telling us next that "marital" talk is all about feeding ducks if you're not careful
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Post by rgs2001uk on Feb 6, 2018 22:48:41 GMT 7
JBR, hope you completed a jungle survival course prior to discharge, you will need it for life up in the boonies. Mind you, such training will also come in handy here at the BM Broad shoulders, a monty python sense of humour and a DGAF attitude helps a lot. I dont need anyone to tell me I am a <theduck>, I know I am. One of the best compliments I ever had. "I knew you were a kant, but I didnt know you were a effin kant" Khun gobshyte wasnt so effin gobby anymore, he was on the red eye the following morning. Even his Ozzy trade union rep told me later, "I am surprised you put up with that prick for so long" Another prick was gobbing off at me, go and grab a brew and go for a smoke break on the stairwell I told him, give me a minute please. Downstairs to see Handbag Bill in the HR office, give me a grievance form please Bill. Back upstairs, here you go matey boy, take the rest of the day off, I want this on my desk first thing tomorrow morning, twat almost shit himself. I will admit, those days are long gone now in uk lala land, every man and his dog needs their own "personal space", no longer allowed to sack idiots for being incompetant, have to prepare a "career path" for them to follow, set them personal goals, follow up reports, does my effin head in, staff development, "our people are our biggest asset" and other such corporate BS What galls me even more is, the HR kants that hired these worthless pricks take no responsibilty. Thank the lawd I live in Asia, this PC disease hasnt yet taken hold.
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Post by rgs2001uk on Feb 6, 2018 22:49:23 GMT 7
All this martial talk reminds me of what it is to long to be a man, a real man you'll be telling us next that "marital" talk is all about feeding ducks if you're not careful I do hope no alsatians were hurt in the making of that video.
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Post by rubl on Feb 7, 2018 10:31:51 GMT 7
Mind you, such training will also come in handy here at the BM Broad shoulders, a monty python sense of humour and a DGAF attitude helps a lot. I dont need anyone to tell me I am a <theduck>, I know I am. One of the best compliments I ever had. "I knew you were a kant, but I didnt know you were a effin kant" Khun gobshyte wasnt so effin gobby anymore, he was on the red eye the following morning. Even his Ozzy trade union rep told me later, "I am surprised you put up with that prick for so long" Another prick was gobbing off at me, go and grab a brew and go for a smoke break on the stairwell I told him, give me a minute please. Downstairs to see Handbag Bill in the HR office, give me a grievance form please Bill. Back upstairs, here you go matey boy, take the rest of the day off, I want this on my desk first thing tomorrow morning, twat almost shit himself. I will admit, those days are long gone now in uk lala land, every man and his dog needs their own "personal space", no longer allowed to sack idiots for being incompetant, have to prepare a "career path" for them to follow, set them personal goals, follow up reports, does my effin head in, staff development, "our people are our biggest asset" and other such corporate BS What galls me even more is, the HR kants that hired these worthless pricks take no responsibilty. Thank the lawd I live in Asia, this PC disease hasnt yet taken hold. Ah, but people tend to be the best assets of many a company. Assuming you're allowed to dump the idiots, that is
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Post by rgs2001uk on Feb 7, 2018 21:33:52 GMT 7
^^^^ aye uncle, the jobsworths in HR finally got their act together, rather than go jumping through hoops and the company BS, they waited til these guys went on holiday, then asked the MOI (Ministry of Interior) to cancel their visas, the first these wasters knew about it was on a Wed night when they rocked up at LHR for the red eye back to Jeddah, sorry sir visa cancelled, cannot board. Later will post about the local "labour courts" and guys who didnt take a holiday for 18 months, sat in the villa on full pay making moonshine, , people think I am shitting them when I post about these stories, its a strange world indeed, 6 foot high ganja plants, .
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2018 12:44:50 GMT 7
Oldie I don't mind trains but I'm not the type to sit at a station all day with my little box of sandwiches and a flask noting serial numbers, type of engine or the number of carriages as they either stop or shoot past. Being ex Royal Airforce I much prefer aircraft to be honest. Talking of the RAF:House of Lords discussing the Armed Forces Flexible Working Week. After many years of budget cuts and underspending the MOD reluctantly decides it is time to introduce a 4 day working week across the Armed Forces. They duly send out a communication to all three services highlighting the plans to move to a four day working week three months hence. The very next day they get back a response from the Army Top Brass 'There is no way the Army can conduct all of it's operations and carry out all our responsibilities effectively if we are forced to move to a 4 day working week. This decision must be rescinded'. A few days later they get a response from The Admiralty 'We cannot possibly function efficiently if we are forced to move to 4 day working week. The decision has to be reversed'. Nine weeks later they get a response from the RAF 'What's all this crap about working overtime?'.
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Post by johnnyboyrebel on Feb 10, 2018 9:22:17 GMT 7
TTFT I'm not going to bite or defend the indefensible, the army Dig in the Air Force check in enough said 😉
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2018 10:19:59 GMT 7
I was actually used as a sandbag/cannon fodder (infantry).
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Post by siampolee on Feb 10, 2018 10:27:58 GMT 7
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Post by russellsimpson on Jan 16, 2021 10:38:35 GMT 7
I'm not a newbie here but I have returned after a protracted break.
I'm not sure if I recognize a single poster here.
Any way, happy New Year and keep well
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Post by AyG on Jan 16, 2021 12:37:56 GMT 7
Given that IKEA appears to be a second home for gay (of the homosexualist type), perhaps I shouldn't be surprised that they're also selling them.
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