rott
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Post by rott on Jun 2, 2021 23:34:02 GMT 7
You lot hate everyone except sheilas with big tits. Personally I don't like sheilas with big tits. There is apparently an old saying that large breasts impress small minds. I am living proof of this. |
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Post by oldie on Jun 3, 2021 4:44:27 GMT 7
Personally I don't like sheilas with big tits. There is apparently an old saying that large breasts impress small minds. I am living proof of this. Two things I know nothing about is politics and religion, and a lot of other things. |
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Post by rubl on Jun 3, 2021 11:54:10 GMT 7
To no one in particular and just out of the blue ... In my collection of books I've also got 3Gb of " some subject for Dummies". One of them is "Pimpin' for Dummies". PM for details  |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Jun 3, 2021 21:41:37 GMT 7
Typical teuchter mentallity, a product of an outdated feudal system, getting ideas above his station in life, he would tug his forelock if he had one, getting ideas above his station in life, thinks because he owns a half share in a cow he is now part of the landed gentry. Its back to the servants quarters for him me thinks, forty lashes wouldnt be out of place either for his impudence. Well he's your mate, I always found him a bit common to be honest. Actually the money he spent on elocution lessons has opened doors for him, he now speaks with a cultured east coast accent, however, its only when he is on the p**s his true peasant roots and working class accent reveals its self, the untrained ear might not hear it, but those in the know can. To be honest, I thought it was only me, however you are correct, common as muck, same as the koh samui hiso types the beckhams who he now rubs shoulders with. |
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Post by oldie on Jun 4, 2021 5:48:16 GMT 7
Well he's your mate, I always found him a bit common to be honest. Actually the money he spent on elocution lessons has opened doors for him, he now speaks with a cultured east coast accent, however, its only when he is on the p**s his true peasant roots and working class accent reveals its self, the untrained ear might not hear it, but those in the know can. To be honest, I thought it was only me, however you are correct, common as muck, same as the koh samui hiso types the beckhams who he now rubs shoulders with. Reminds me of some Australian Rock musicians. The drunker they get, the Scottisher they get. |
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Post by rott on Jun 4, 2021 11:21:17 GMT 7
Well he's your mate, I always found him a bit common to be honest. Actually the money he spent on elocution lessons has opened doors for him, he now speaks with a cultured east coast accent, however, its only when he is on the p**s his true peasant roots and working class accent reveals its self, the untrained ear might not hear it, but those in the know can. To be honest, I thought it was only me, however you are correct, common as muck, same as the koh samui hiso types the beckhams who he now rubs shoulders with. Well he deserves some happiness in life after all the stick you give him, poor old soul. I hope he doesn't take Lennie's / Howe's old job, I am sure he's better off at the Post Office. |
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Post by smokie36 on Jun 4, 2021 12:27:05 GMT 7
Well he's your mate, I always found him a bit common to be honest. Actually the money he spent on elocution lessons has opened doors for him, he now speaks with a cultured east coast accent, however, its only when he is on the p**s his true peasant roots and working class accent reveals its self, the untrained ear might not hear it, but those in the know can. To be honest, I thought it was only me, however you are correct, common as muck, same as the koh samui hiso types the beckhams who he now rubs shoulders with. When I was awarded membership at the tennis club at the tender age of 9 I knew I was destined to leave the filth and poverty of shoplifting and nicking cars behind. Anyone wanna buy a kilo ay blaw? |
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Post by smokie36 on Jun 4, 2021 12:29:05 GMT 7
Actually the money he spent on elocution lessons has opened doors for him, he now speaks with a cultured east coast accent, however, its only when he is on the p**s his true peasant roots and working class accent reveals its self, the untrained ear might not hear it, but those in the know can. To be honest, I thought it was only me, however you are correct, common as muck, same as the koh samui hiso types the beckhams who he now rubs shoulders with. Well he deserves some happiness in life after all the stick you give him, poor old soul. I hope he doesn't take Lennie's / Howe's old job, I am sure he's better off at the Post Office. I'm working on his Bangkapi bar bill rott don't worry....he's in for a somewhat unpleasant surprise but to be perfectly honest its so cheap I might just pay it myself. |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Jun 4, 2021 20:33:48 GMT 7
Actually the money he spent on elocution lessons has opened doors for him, he now speaks with a cultured east coast accent, however, its only when he is on the p**s his true peasant roots and working class accent reveals its self, the untrained ear might not hear it, but those in the know can. To be honest, I thought it was only me, however you are correct, common as muck, same as the koh samui hiso types the beckhams who he now rubs shoulders with. I hope he doesn't take Lennie's / Howe's old job, I am sure he's better off at the Post Office.  , if you only knew what I know, the abuse I give him is nothing compared to the tsunami of abuse coming his way shortly. I will concede, I certainly woudnt want to be in young master ronnies shoes, bless him, a better man than me. |
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Post by oldie on Jun 4, 2021 20:36:40 GMT 7
In Australia we refer to Boris as "the unmade bed".
He just looks like a bed that hasn't quite been made up properly.
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Post by rgs2001uk on Jun 4, 2021 20:41:04 GMT 7
Actually the money he spent on elocution lessons has opened doors for him, he now speaks with a cultured east coast accent, however, its only when he is on the p**s his true peasant roots and working class accent reveals its self, the untrained ear might not hear it, but those in the know can. To be honest, I thought it was only me, however you are correct, common as muck, same as the koh samui hiso types the beckhams who he now rubs shoulders with. I knew I was destined to leave the filth and poverty of shoplifting and nicking cars behind. Anyone wanna buy a kilo ay blaw? Cracker that one smokes, are you still using that line today? Remember the time we were in some poncy bar on soi 11 and we told everyone you were Andy Murrays brother, over here to take part in the Hua Hin Thailand Tennis Open? TTFT was your personal fitness coach and I was your manager, the dumb hiso hotties sat on your lap taking selfies, giving you free lap dances, I must admit, I almost lost it and and had to head to the toilets when you started giving autographs, 5555, effin classic. Even better was when the frog manager wanted to know what the commotion was, he insisted on having a photo taken to put on the wall, and waived the bill. Only in Bkk, great night. |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Jun 4, 2021 20:44:41 GMT 7
Well he deserves some happiness in life after all the stick you give him, poor old soul. I hope he doesn't take Lennie's / Howe's old job, I am sure he's better off at the Post Office. I'm working on his Bangkapi bar bill rott don't worry....he's in for a somewhat unpleasant surprise but to be perfectly honest its so cheap I might just pay it myself. You are two steps behind smokes, Fletch taught me well, I now understand why he is loaded, 5555. We put everything on Toadys bill, Bwian is going crazy and has started charging him 10% interest monthly on the outstanding debt. |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Jun 4, 2021 20:46:46 GMT 7
Actually the money he spent on elocution lessons has opened doors for him, he now speaks with a cultured east coast accent, however, its only when he is on the p**s his true peasant roots and working class accent reveals its self, the untrained ear might not hear it, but those in the know can. To be honest, I thought it was only me, however you are correct, common as muck, same as the koh samui hiso types the beckhams who he now rubs shoulders with. When I was awarded membership at the tennis club at the tender age of 9 I knew I was destined to leave the filth and poverty of shoplifting and nicking cars behind. Anyone wanna buy a kilo ay blaw?Eff off, But I would like you to return the wheel trims you nicked from my cavalier sri. |
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Post by oldie on Jun 4, 2021 20:49:24 GMT 7
When I was awarded membership at the tennis club at the tender age of 9 I knew I was destined to leave the filth and poverty of shoplifting and nicking cars behind. Anyone wanna buy a kilo ay blaw? Cracker that one smokes, are you still using that line today? Remember the time we were in some poncy bar on soi 11 and we told everyone you were Andy Murrays brother, over here to take part in the Hua Hin Thailand Tennis Open? TTFT was your personal fitness coach and I was your manager, the dumb hiso hotties sat on your lap taking selfies, giving you free lap dances, I must admit, I almost lost it and and had to head to the toilets when you started giving autographs, 5555, effin classic. Even better was when the frog manager wanted to know what the commotion was, he insisted on having a photo taken to put on the wall, and waived the bill. Only in Bkk, great night. I would have passed him off as Liberace. Try living that one down. |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Jun 4, 2021 21:06:02 GMT 7
Actually the money he spent on elocution lessons has opened doors for him, he now speaks with a cultured east coast accent, however, its only when he is on the p**s his true peasant roots and working class accent reveals its self, the untrained ear might not hear it, but those in the know can. To be honest, I thought it was only me, however you are correct, common as muck, same as the koh samui hiso types the beckhams who he now rubs shoulders with. Reminds me of some Australian Rock musicians. The drunker they get, the Scottisher they get. Trying going on the p**s with smokie, last time we had to resort to using sign language, had to feel sorry for the deaf n dumbers who joined us thinking we were the same as them, and wondered why they couldnt strike up a conversation. |
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, if you only knew what I know, the abuse I give him is nothing compared to the tsunami of abuse coming his way shortly.
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