siampolee
Detective
Alive alive O
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Post by siampolee on Jul 30, 2021 15:21:27 GMT 7
Twelve Commandments for Seniors 1 Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
2 "In Style" are the clothes that still fit.
3 You don't need anger management. You need people to stop p**sing you off.
4 Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
5 The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
6 "On time" is when you get there.
7 Remember: "One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.
8 It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
9 Lately, You've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
10 Growing old should have taken longer.
11 Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
12 You still haven't learned to act your age, and hope you never will.
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oldie
Crazy Mango Extraordinaire
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Post by oldie on Jul 31, 2021 6:48:13 GMT 7
I ran into a familiar face and informed her that I used to bang her daughter before she was married. "That was me"
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rott
Crazy Mango Extraordinaire
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Post by rott on Jul 31, 2021 7:02:58 GMT 7
I can think of a few on here that this applies to.
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