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Post by AyG on Aug 24, 2021 12:45:50 GMT 7
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Post by rubl on Aug 25, 2021 8:20:24 GMT 7
There's a difference between smart, average and (non_PC) dumb. For a nicely functioning team you need a proper mix.
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Post by oldie on Aug 25, 2021 9:08:02 GMT 7
I watch the American "cold case files" on Netflix, and shake my head is disbelief. When I was in America in the nineties it was common knowledge " if you can't get a job, become a cop". Mind you, the Aussies aren't much better.
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Post by oldie on Aug 30, 2021 15:14:50 GMT 7
What did the Bobby say to the chap with three heads, no arms, and one leg? "Hello Hello hello. You look 'armless enough. Hop along"
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Post by rubl on Sept 8, 2021 11:14:02 GMT 7
Irish cop versus a London lawyer "A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's expense! Irish cop says,"License and registration, please." 'London Lawyer says, "What for?" Irish cop says,"Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign." London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Irish cop says,"Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please" London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration,please!" London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." The London Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out of the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop, or just slow down?"
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Post by rott on Sept 8, 2021 12:52:09 GMT 7
Racist on a number of counts. 😁
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Post by rubl on Sept 8, 2021 20:11:27 GMT 7
Racist on a number of counts. 😁 I know, I know, it's not nice to joke about London Lawyers. Those poor defenseless hardworking chaps. BTW Henry VI, part 2. "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
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