A man has a heart attack at the shops the shop assistant calls an ambulance which immediately takes him to the nearest hospital where he goes thru a triple heart bypass. As he is recovering in the hospital which is run by nuns,a nun is sitting at his bedside with a clipboard and forms,she says sir,i would like to find out how you are going to pay for your operation,do you have insurance,he sayd no i have no insurance,do you have money in the bank?. No i have no money in the bank,do you have a relative who will help you with the payments?. He replies,no my only relative is my spinster sister,who is a nun.Annoyed the nun says,we nuns are not spinsters we are married to god....he says "<duck>ing brilliant..send the bill to my brother in law"............