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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2015 23:40:49 GMT 7
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Post by The Arrow on Apr 5, 2015 23:45:05 GMT 7
My brother worked in a shop for a while. One day this massive fat old beast of a woman wobbles in and whilst wobbling around the shop suddenly lifted a leg a few inches off the ground, made a grunting noise and rolled a fresh turd out from the trouser leg and unto the floor . . . then continued shopping.
So it happens. Yes.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2015 23:56:29 GMT 7
Done it myself in LOS, albeit involuntary.
Had to walk back to the room with it dribbling down my legs.
I only wanted to fart
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Post by The Arrow on Apr 5, 2015 23:59:18 GMT 7
Me too.
Was on an 18 hour photo shoot and got caught short slap bang in the middle of the day, slap bang in the middle of a busy holiday weekend, slap bang in the middle of Westward Ho! beach car park.
Families and kids everywhere.
They thought a bear had been in the place.
That's mother nature for you!
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Post by ATF on Apr 6, 2015 6:29:55 GMT 7
If you remember Reggie Perrin you will remember he always blamed the train for making him late for work.
thaivisa in the carriage at Sutton Coldfield CJ!
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Post by smokie36 on Apr 9, 2015 12:17:40 GMT 7
Is that more or less inconsiderate than jumping in front of a train and killing yourself?
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Post by siampolee on Apr 9, 2015 12:33:50 GMT 7
Brings to mind my early Met plod days.
I was on night turn duty in a London nick and a very irate black cab taxi driver came in shouting the odds and wanted us to go to the address he had just dropped a fellow of who was dressed like a toff in his monkey suit and a bit mellow too as the taxi driver said.
We had a chat and we were the invited to view the black cab taxi.Upon opening the door on the passengers seat we observed a George the third of gigantic proportions still steaming and giving off a powerful hum too.
We had a 5 minute conference and the station sergeant said as no forensic personnel were available and without proper analysis of the evidence the offender could not be properly identified.
Off went the black cab for a clean up and we returned to the station helpless with laughter,the old desk sergeant told me that such incidents were not uncommon hence his action and decision.
Can still see in my minds eye that gargantuan steaming humming turd now, by god it must have been a feat to have passed that one without lifting yourself off of the seat, indeed a case of better off out, than in.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2015 7:42:14 GMT 7
As one of the posters on "another " forum once said - "This shit has gotta stop" !
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