rubl
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Post by rubl on Jun 7, 2023 14:14:20 GMT 7
Not that it really matters but ... Fauna is all of the animal life present in a particular region or time. The corresponding term for plants is flora, and for fungi, it is funga.
Flora? Are you trying to suggest that my drug plant is gay? I'm going to have to ask you to step outside, sir.
Well, after you do with the plant what you like to do you might have a gay time, just like the Flintstone sd.
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TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Jun 7, 2023 14:41:23 GMT 7
Flora? Are you trying to suggest that my drug plant is gay? I'm going to have to ask you to step outside, sir.
Well, after you do with the plant what you like to do you might have a gay time, just like the Flintstone sd.
Very funny, for a Johnny Foreigner.
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TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Jun 7, 2023 14:48:27 GMT 7
Do you have any snaps of these men wearing frocks, I like to keep up to speed with what it is we're all opposed to.
So if a Scotsman self identifies as a woman, does he she have to wear Brie-Nylon trousers?
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rubl
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Post by rubl on Jun 7, 2023 14:52:44 GMT 7
Well, after you do with the plant what you like to do you might have a gay time, just like the Flintstone sd.
Very funny, for a Johnny Foreigner.
You're too kind, tigs. Cheers, uncle balme rubl
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smokie36
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Post by smokie36 on Jun 8, 2023 0:45:24 GMT 7
Schofield dinner party in here eh eh eh?
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TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Jun 8, 2023 3:58:50 GMT 7
Schofield dinner party in here eh eh eh? Shhhh, I'm half way through grooming a Dutch Uncle here.
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Post by rott on Jun 8, 2023 13:04:26 GMT 7
At last!!! I'm getting more and more p**sed with these 500 available sexes and I am interested in these 500 available sexes, unless I misconstrue your meaning of course. Any idea of location.?
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TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Jun 8, 2023 13:13:04 GMT 7
At last!!! I'm getting more and more p**sed with these 500 available sexes and I am interested in these 500 available sexes, unless I misconstrue your meaning of course. Any idea of location.?
Bloody spellcheck keeps auto-changing Essex.
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TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Jun 26, 2023 10:23:59 GMT 7
And another thing; When did our language start to devolve? I understand that languages evolve but talking like a 3-Year-old is not a forward move. Let me expand on this: Yesterday, Mrs. TTFT was having a chat with her god, that’s the Asian god who keeps giving us the wrong lottery numbers, just in case you weren’t sure. Her God chats are conducted in the back bedroom, which she has converted to a ‘Buddha Room’, so I was left, in the man cave, to my own devices (or vices). I had already had 40 wanks winks, so to amuse myself, I had a mooch round on YouTube. One of the suggestions on my algorithm was a ‘border security’ reality TV show, I don’t mind watching these types of shows, as some of the people stopped make me feel intelligent. One of the clips showed a female Custom’s officer interviewing a young lady, who referred to her child’s father as ‘Baby Daddy’ and herself as ‘Baby Momma’. I understand that the term originated in Jamaican Creole language (Patois) and is now commonly used in Black American Ghettos (as well as some Redneck trailer parks) but it is very self-derogatory to describe yourself as Baby Momma. You are basically telling everyone that you are a Ho, who got knocked up by your freck-buddy and are now saddled with bring up a child who will probably never see his/her biological father but will most likely have dozens of short term non biological fathers. Damaged goods? Let’s face facts here, would you really want a daughter-in-law who refers to herself as ‘Baby Momma’? However, as much as this bastardization to the King’s English vexes me, the worst was yet to come. The female Custom’s officer had a meeting with her (male) supervisor to discuss the case, with the young lady not being present in the meeting. In this meeting the female Custom’s officer still referred to the baby’s father as ‘the baby daddy’. In my opinion, the female officer should have been led to the dungeon that contains the branding irons and chastised for her dumbing down of the English language. Instead, male supervisor never even batted an eyelid. What have we become? How did we get to this level of dumb? F.F.S., you are a governmental agenda, conduct yourself as such and stop talking like trailer trash. OK, rant over, just needed to get that off my chest. Please continue with your daily chores, as if nothing has happened. P.S., If Darth Vader was still a member of the Mango, he would have given me a ‘like’ for this rant.
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TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Jun 26, 2023 10:24:43 GMT 7
B.T.W., if any of you are perverted enough to get your rocks off by watching TTFT fluster himself to the verge of a cardiac arrest, if you get your jollies by watching me steam up, feel free to ask me about my view on the members of the younger generation who feel the need to disfigure themselves with facial tattoos or by stretching their ear piercings to a gape that would be the envy of any porn film star.
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oldie
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Post by oldie on Jun 26, 2023 11:51:48 GMT 7
B.T.W., if any of you are perverted enough to get your rocks off by watching TTFT fluster himself to the verge of a cardiac arrest, if you get your jollies by watching me steam up, feel free to ask me about my view on the members of the younger generation who feel the need to disfigure themselves with facial tattoos or by stretching their ear piercings to a gape that would be the envy of any porn film star. So what's your view on the members of the younger generation who feel the need to disfigure themselves with facial tattoos or by stretching their ear piercings to a gape that would be the envy of any porn film star?
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oldie
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Post by oldie on Jun 26, 2023 12:04:02 GMT 7
My gripe is...for example... Going to get a case for my iPad. "Would you like a spare battery with that sir?" "Ok. That will come in handy" "Would you like a spare lead sir?" "Maybe,ok" "Would you like extended warranty with that sir?" "I've got a better idea. Shove the case, and the battery, and the lead, and the effing extended warranty"
Cranky old man walks out...
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TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Jun 26, 2023 12:20:35 GMT 7
B.T.W., if any of you are perverted enough to get your rocks off by watching TTFT fluster himself to the verge of a cardiac arrest, if you get your jollies by watching me steam up, feel free to ask me about my view on the members of the younger generation who feel the need to disfigure themselves with facial tattoos or by stretching their ear piercings to a gape that would be the envy of any porn film star. So what's your view on the members of the younger generation who feel the need to disfigure themselves with facial tattoos or by stretching their ear piercings to a gape that would be the envy of any porn film star?
Ooooh, don't ask.
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siampolee
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Post by siampolee on Jun 26, 2023 13:35:18 GMT 7
Fresh from the depths of the Mango archives are these images of some of our admin team current and ex admin,as well as ex members too. No names no pack drill Mum's the word. All admit neither their mothers, fathers nor family are thrilled with their inkings - especially the ones on their faces.
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rubl
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Post by rubl on Jun 26, 2023 14:24:45 GMT 7
Still searching for the picture with Darth Vader using public transport after his Death Star for blown apart by vandals.
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