oldie
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Post by oldie on Nov 28, 2023 19:54:50 GMT 7
I have a very close friend in Thailand who fought off and killed a complete Isis unit with his bare hands and was almost decapitated. Whoa, I think that I know this hero. Does he also own the biggest hospital in India? Of course, this is my story not his.
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rott
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Post by rott on Dec 3, 2023 13:40:25 GMT 7
what unfortunate initials.
And another one: . . One day whilst serving in Berlin we were on a work detail and my section commander (Cpl Burns) noticed a tattoo on my forearm which was just the initials A.V.F.C. This was around the same time as Villa winning the old first division, so being a Villa fan back then had a very feel-good factor.
"What does that stand for?" asked Cpl Burns. "Aston Villa Football Club" I replied, beaming with pride. He cut me down in an instant with his retort of "Oh, I thought that it stood for 'A Very Fat Cnut'".
What a rude uncouth man, Ill bet he was from Lancashire, or even worse still, Knowlsey. Sorry for the late response, I've not been concentrating lately. Kno... er what. Do you mean Knowsley.? Never really sure where it is, seems to be somewhere between Kirkby and Bootle I think. I had already moved on when it was invented. I was an L4 product. After a night out, if you weren't too p**sed and the taxi queues were too long it was a refreshing walk home. Sort of.
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Post by chiangmai on Dec 3, 2023 15:02:00 GMT 7
And here I was thinking you'd become desensitised to my jibes.
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Post by siampolee on Dec 3, 2023 16:50:41 GMT 7
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