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Post by TTFT on Nov 29, 2023 12:27:41 GMT 7
Alright, I'm jumping the gun here. But I'm so excited, here goes... Charlie Sheen, Norwegian, 3.141592654, apple sauce, Mrs Robinson. There will be no Norwegians after I found out they collaborated with the enemy!!
Totally agree. off with Oldie's head.
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 29, 2023 12:28:25 GMT 7
There will be no Norwegians after I found out they collaborated with the enemy!!
Totally agree. off with Oldie's head.
No no....off with his thyroid!!
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Post by siampolee on Nov 29, 2023 12:30:24 GMT 7
Seems as if that cupboard incident was and is a good way to burn up calories and thus lose weight.
Overall, research has found that sex can be equivalent to light to moderate exercise.
One study showed that men burned about 101 calories during sex, or 4.2 calories per minute. Women burned about 69 calories during sex, or 3.1 calories per minute.
To burn more calories during sex, get on top and try lasting longer. It's also a good idea to exercise before sex, as you'll increase arousal and burn far more calories in total.
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Post by TTFT on Nov 29, 2023 12:31:21 GMT 7
I was going to wait until I got some champagne for this but...Tony always did have ejaculatory issues. Remember that German exchange teacher when you were 12 Tony?....christ you were only locked in the cupboard with her for under 4 minutes and boasted of your 1st conquest for weeks....girls were lining up for the "Roger Bannister" shag!
you were only locked in the cupboard with her for under 4 minutes
And there you go again, just assuming their gender without checking about their chosen pronouns again. The BBQ will have you on his block-list when he they read this.
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 29, 2023 12:32:18 GMT 7
Seems as if that cupboard incident was and is a good way to burn up calories and thus lose weight. Overall, research has found that sex can be equivalent to light to moderate exercise.
One study showed that men burned about 101 calories during sex, or 4.2 calories per minute. Women burned about 69 calories during sex, or 3.1 calories per minute.
To burn more calories during sex, get on top and try lasting longer. It's also a good idea to exercise before sex, as you'll increase arousal and burn far more calories in total.I've had to limit it to 4 hrs due to indoor smoking bans. Addiction is a difficult thing to live with sadly.
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 29, 2023 13:38:27 GMT 7
I was going to wait until I got some champagne for this but...Tony always did have ejaculatory issues. Remember that German exchange teacher when you were 12 Tony?....christ you were only locked in the cupboard with her for under 4 minutes and boasted of your 1st conquest for weeks....girls were lining up for the "Roger Bannister" shag!
you were only locked in the cupboard with her for under 4 minutes
And there you go again, just assuming their gender without checking about their chosen pronouns again. The BBQ will have you on his block-list when he they read this.
She can squirt for her license fee too!
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Post by TTFT on Nov 30, 2023 6:01:49 GMT 7
Only one more day to go. We are now counting down in hours rather than days.
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Post by oldie on Nov 30, 2023 6:20:01 GMT 7
It's already Friday in New Zealand.
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Post by TTFT on Nov 30, 2023 6:50:12 GMT 7
It's already Friday in New Zealand.
No it isn't. Besides, so as not to spoil the announcement and to also allow for NZ's time difference, I will be sending New Zealand a PM about this matter.
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Post by oldie on Nov 30, 2023 7:15:03 GMT 7
It's already Friday in New Zealand.
No it isn't. Besides, so as not to spoil the announcement and to also allow for NZ's time difference, I will be sending New Zealand a PM about this matter.
They don't speak English.
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Post by TTFT on Nov 30, 2023 7:15:37 GMT 7
Breaking news:
This just in:
A spokesman spokesperson for 10 Downing Street has announced that the incompetent incumbent Prime Minister has decided to delay his urgent press conference, so that it does not clash with tomorrow’s big announcement on the Big Mango forum.
It is believed that the PM was going to address the crisis within the NHS, following last week’s incident at Stoke Mandeville Hospital, where a very junior Scottish anesthetist held a 98-year-old frail female patient hostage, wielding a Shropshire Blue Cheese knife, demanding to know ‘where’s Jimmy gone?’.
When pressed about Ben Dover’s disappearance, the Downing Street spokesperson would only confirm that Ben was now in a secret location under the Witness Protection Program but refused to speculate Ben’s top-secret location, for his and for national security. The spokesperson did however say that Ben was enjoying the donkey rides and the tower.
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Post by TTFT on Nov 30, 2023 7:16:34 GMT 7
No it isn't. Besides, so as not to spoil the announcement and to also allow for NZ's time difference, I will be sending New Zealand a PM about this matter.
They don't speak English.
That's OK, I'm from Birmingham, so neither do I.
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Post by oldie on Nov 30, 2023 7:30:13 GMT 7
They don't speak English.
That's OK, I'm from Birmingham, so neither do I.
Birmingham? Why do I just assume everyone from the UK is from York?
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Post by TTFT on Nov 30, 2023 7:43:34 GMT 7
That's OK, I'm from Birmingham, so neither do I.
Birmingham? Why do I just assume everyone from the UK is from York?
That's because you are near enough correct. Birmingham is a small hamlet, within the boundaries of the European capital of York City.
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Post by TTFT on Nov 30, 2023 7:45:49 GMT 7
Anyway, back to the point; Is there any truth that Ben has left us to join the 'Free Wales Army'?
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