rubl
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Post by rubl on Dec 4, 2023 11:50:14 GMT 7
They were swinging, no bogey. They may have been village people, the girls looked well chested. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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rubl
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Post by rubl on Dec 4, 2023 16:21:29 GMT 7
Will have any fingers when he returns? And shouldn't we hold a party to celebrate, commiserate or just get p**sed? And shouldn't those two pay for all the booze, just because I think they should? I'll have more questions in a moment so stay alert. My captors are real brutes. Still they seem to have some soft spots. They promised not to cut off my middle finger ...|..
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Post by rubl on Dec 4, 2023 16:23:51 GMT 7
Ah, found my notes, so here goes. . . . . On Tuesday morning I checked my e-mails and found the anonymous letter, below and in blue font: We have captured your star poster, Rubl and he is being held in an undisclosed location. Unless our demands are met, we will cut off the fingers of his right hand (all six of them) and show him pictures of kittens being tortured. Our demands are.1/. Total autonomy for Wales and the establishment of a free Welsh state. 2/. The outright ban of pineapple on any cooked foodstuffs 3/. TTFT & Smokie are to hold their annual Christmas Quiz, again.4/. No fish on Friday If our demands are met, we will release Rubl (sans a few digits) to your care. Obviously, we want our Dutch Uncle back (especially since our new whipping boy, Ben, went AWOL), but at what price? Do we really have to endure another Christmas quiz? Should we be forced to stop eating yellow fruits on Pizza? Do we really want the Yaki Da’s getting all uppity? Should Shropshire Blue Cheese be made available on prescription though the NHS? Should fish only get eaten on certain days? (please note that these questions are not part of the quiz). I would say yes to all of these, except the free Welsh state one (I’ve booked 2 weeks at a caravan site in Rhyl next March). So, a Christmas quiz and a total ban on Catholics and Hawaiian pizzas it is then. The quiz will start after Smokey arrives in Bangkok next week. Mr. Smokes will answer any further inquiries about this. Please note that on a serious note, I would like to thank both SirPolee and Rubl for agreeing to put their differences aside and I believe that I speak for all true mangoes when a say, we look forward to Rubl’s return. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png) Minor, real minor detail may make things a wee bit difficult. I'm a Catholic Orangeman.
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rubl
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Post by rubl on Dec 4, 2023 16:26:45 GMT 7
Can Rubl return after the Christmas quiz. He's won it 5 years running.
Noted, Rubl will be told no running this year. Saying that, he might walk away with the title.
Although my doctor suggested some physical exercise like jogging I do indeed prefer walking.
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chiangmai
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Post by chiangmai on Dec 4, 2023 16:27:05 GMT 7
Will have any fingers when he returns? And shouldn't we hold a party to celebrate, commiserate or just get p**sed? And shouldn't those two pay for all the booze, just because I think they should? I'll have more questions in a moment so stay alert. My captors are real brutes. Still they seem to have some soft spots. They promised not to cut off my middle finger ...|.. That is not what they were paid for, er, um I imagine.
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Post by rubl on Dec 4, 2023 16:34:32 GMT 7
Don't worry nowadays I hardly venture outside the city into boondocks or jungle far up North. We have an Ikea on Sukhumvit now rubl....you should come an visit! Still trying to figure out the instructions to the last package they send me. ![](https://i.postimg.cc/4KKqJSg9/405338074-870942415032544-8349920680067232592-n.jpg)
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Post by siampolee on Dec 4, 2023 16:42:41 GMT 7
You think you've got problems! Instructions how to build a spaceship, ikea instructions, blueprint, plans![](https://cdn.openart.ai/stable_diffusion/08fd0e2bd2aaf467b45d2f229b4e9848eceb6512_2000x2000.webp)
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Post by oldie on Dec 4, 2023 17:22:23 GMT 7
For f U C K s sake. Can we just get this quiz over and done? Oldies new drink. Spiced rum with soda water, apparently. You're welcome.
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Post by chiangmai on Dec 4, 2023 17:41:00 GMT 7
It must be potent, the quiz finished two weeks ago but your acceptance speech was a bit disjointed, do you not remember any of that?
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Post by oldie on Dec 4, 2023 17:53:38 GMT 7
It must be potent, the quiz finished two weeks ago but your acceptance speech was a bit disjointed, do you not remember any of that? I vaguely remember waking up in an ice bath with my kidneys missing.
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Post by chiangmai on Dec 4, 2023 18:03:00 GMT 7
Yea, sorry about that, some of us got a bit carried away. Don't worry, they'll grow back.
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Post by oldie on Dec 4, 2023 18:07:15 GMT 7
Yea, sorry about that, some of us got a bit carried away. Don't worry, they'll grow back. I had 20 baht sticky taped to my forehead. What was that all about?
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Post by chiangmai on Dec 4, 2023 18:21:38 GMT 7
Yea, sorry about that, some of us got a bit carried away. Don't worry, they'll grow back. I had 20 baht sticky taped to my forehead. What was that all about? That was the selling price, after the op, you know who suggested we take you down to the local swap meet and sell you but we were too p**sed to carry you.
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oldie
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Post by oldie on Dec 4, 2023 18:28:38 GMT 7
At least I'm 2 kg lighter.
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Post by chiangmai on Dec 5, 2023 6:19:55 GMT 7
And judging from the photographs you posted across the road, very handsome with it. A brilliant pool side shot I thought. very handsome indeed but I couldn't quite figure out who the hairy older bloke is on the right.
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