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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2015 8:31:01 GMT 7
Daily Mail reader, Carl White, had a heart attack last night while arguing his position on a forum when he came up against people with facts. "Normally," said wife of fifteen years, Brenda White, "our Carl would stick to the comments section on the Daily Mail where his opinion would be supported by the other Daily Mail readers." However, last night, Mr White spotted a link on Facebook to a story of a transgender woman locked up in a man's prison in Canada on visa issues. "The poor girl probably shouldn't have been in prison," said Brenda. "And it was a bit of a mistake, but our Carl decided he'd post what he thought was an hilarious comment about putting willies with willies." Immediately the other commentators on the story rounded on Carl White, in an attempt to educate him. "Sadly, Carl hadn't even read the story," said Brenda White. "He rarely does, but he felt he had to justify his statement, and I could see him getting more and more wound up." Mrs White had told her husband to calm down and switch the computer off, but he disregarded her comments, and continued to make ludicrous claims of fake transgender criminals getting arrested to be put into women's prisons so they could have sex. "He wouldn't listen to reason," said Brenda. "Even I told him that this was a stupid idea, but he wouldn't listen." As more and more commentators provided links to sites about transgender people in prison being among the highest victims of rape and assault, and asking him to provide contrary evidence, Mr White steadfastly refused to review the evidence, and kept re-iterating his position. "I told him to stick to the Daily Mail website," said Brenda. "I told him to turn the computer off and go to bed, but he kept on bashing away at the keyboard until he broke the K key, and was even more frustrated because he couldn't spell the words he wanted, and had to try and come up with alternatives." Despite the offer of cocoa, Mr White's ire increased to such a fever pitch that Brenda could see him changing colour. "He went red, then purple," said Brenda. "I became very concerned about that. Then he clutched his chest and fell off the chair." Paramedics were called, but were unable to resuscitate Carl. "I feel quite bad now," said Charlie Hempworth, one of the other commentators. "Last night I thought he'd simply got the message and rather than admit he was in the wrong, he'd turned the computer off. I had no idea he'd died." "One less bigot in the world," said another of the commentators on the story, Brenda White. Wife of Carl. www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/118976/daily-mail-reader-has-heart-attack-arguing-on-a-forum
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2015 8:36:44 GMT 7
Whomever reads that rag The Daily Mail needs his head read.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2015 9:48:59 GMT 7
Whomever reads that rag The Daily Mail needs his head read. Give Carl a break, he died for god sakes.
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Post by rubl on Aug 29, 2015 12:03:21 GMT 7
Please excuses me for a moment, I urgently need to check something. I wonder if I lost yet another of me regular admirers.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2015 18:42:33 GMT 7
Although it's a spoof, it runs true to life for far too many people.
It always defeats me why people retire to Thailand to argue like cat and dog with others about issues such as Red/Yellow shirt - US politics - Israel.
What a waste of a good retirement.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2015 20:08:52 GMT 7
Although it's a spoof, it runs true to life for far too many people. It always defeats me why people retire to Thailand to argue like cat and dog with others about issues such as Red/Yellow shirt - US politics - Israel. What a waste of a good retirement. Indeed. Save it for the next life.
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Post by rgs2001uk on Aug 29, 2015 21:23:35 GMT 7
Although it's a spoof, it runs true to life for far too many people. It always defeats me why people retire to Thailand to argue like cat and dog with others about issues such as Red/Yellow shirt - US politics - Israel. What a waste of a good retirement. Its because they cant afford to leave the LOS, spend all day on some meaningless forum venting their spleen, no one cares.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2015 21:28:43 GMT 7
Although it's a spoof, it runs true to life for far too many people. It always defeats me why people retire to Thailand to argue like cat and dog with others about issues such as Red/Yellow shirt - US politics - Israel. What a waste of a good retirement. Its because they cant afford to leave the LOS, spend all day on some meaningless forum venting their spleen, no one cares. There's plenty like that. Too skint to take a flight to Bangkok never mind home. Rotten with jealousy for those that were too wise to get trapped. All they have left are the lies they tell themselves.
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Post by rgs2001uk on Aug 29, 2015 21:35:06 GMT 7
Its because they cant afford to leave the LOS, spend all day on some meaningless forum venting their spleen, no one cares. There's plenty like that. Too skint to take a flight to Bangkok never mind home. Rotten with jealousy for those that were too wise to get trapped. All they have left are the lies they tell themselves. Theres plenty like that. Too skint to take a bus from Nakon Nowhere to Bangkok. Rotten with jealousy because we dont all have hammock swinging layabouts waiting for handouts. Rotten with jealousy because we didnt all invest our mullah in worthless paddy land. The only lies they tell are the ones they tell themselves, and any other mug daft enough to listen to them at the local farang watering hole in nakon Nowhere, the same mugs who protest too much because they cant get Thai citinzenship, despite being unable to string a sentence together in Thai, never mind write their name. They are indeed hansam men, never mind what the locals may say, their only saving grace is, they dont undertsand whats being siad behind their back, and their mrs darent tell them. Little men, but on an annonymus internet forum they become giants.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2015 21:39:26 GMT 7
There's plenty like that. Too skint to take a flight to Bangkok never mind home. Rotten with jealousy for those that were too wise to get trapped. All they have left are the lies they tell themselves. Theres plenty like that. Too skint to take a bus from Nakon Nowhere to Bangkok. Rotten with jealousy because we dont all have hammock swinging layabouts waiting for handouts. Rotten with jealousy because we didnt all invest our mullah in worthless paddy land. The only lies they tell are the ones they tell themselves, and any other mug daft enough to listen to them at the local farang watering hole in nakon Nowhere, the same mugs who protest too much because they cant get Thai citinzenship, despite being unable to string a sentence together in Thai, never mind write their name. They are indeed hansam men, never mind what the locals may say, their only saving grace is, they dont undertsand whats being siad behind their back, and their mrs darent tell them. Little men, but on an annonymus internet forum they become giants. An accurate assessment that still has me giggling.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2015 22:17:03 GMT 7
There's plenty like that. Too skint to take a flight to Bangkok never mind home. Rotten with jealousy for those that were too wise to get trapped. All they have left are the lies they tell themselves. Theres plenty like that. Too skint to take a bus from Nakon Nowhere to Bangkok. Rotten with jealousy because we dont all have hammock swinging layabouts waiting for handouts. Rotten with jealousy because we didnt all invest our mullah in worthless paddy land. The only lies they tell are the ones they tell themselves, and any other mug daft enough to listen to them at the local farang watering hole in nakon Nowhere, the same mugs who protest too much because they cant get Thai citinzenship, despite being unable to string a sentence together in Thai, never mind write their name. They are indeed hansam men, never mind what the locals may say, their only saving grace is, they dont undertsand whats being siad behind their back, and their mrs darent tell them. Little men, but on an annonymus internet forum they become giants. Just to note as an aside RG, a plot I bought the kids a while back, 2006 I think, 8 rai for 200K, now 800K and yielding 80k a year in cassava.
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Post by rgs2001uk on Aug 29, 2015 22:51:42 GMT 7
^^^^ always good to read a success story.
Personally I invested in the SET and the NASDAQ.
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Post by smokie36 on Aug 30, 2015 12:21:33 GMT 7
Although it's a spoof, it runs true to life for far too many people. It always defeats me why people retire to Thailand to argue like cat and dog with others about issues such as Red/Yellow shirt - US politics - Israel. What a waste of a good retirement. I disagree....what is wrong must be made right....and I'll not rest until you all have been educated appropriately.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2015 14:13:53 GMT 7
Although it's a spoof, it runs true to life for far too many people. It always defeats me why people retire to Thailand to argue like cat and dog with others about issues such as Red/Yellow shirt - US politics - Israel. What a waste of a good retirement. I disagree....what is wrong must be made right....and I'll not rest until you all have been educated appropriately. Does that mean you're going to post more on the forum?
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Post by smokie36 on Aug 30, 2015 15:16:37 GMT 7
Look at our respective post counts.....and get to work laddie!
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