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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2015 21:09:28 GMT 7
Add no more than two sentences. The idea is to write a Mango novel of sorts. Be risque but limit your imagination some, we don't want Proboards to complain.
Try to be imaginative all. My starter:
Nung swung her long chocolate hair across the pool table looking for a take.....she was a perfectionist in the game of pool.
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Post by cc1 on Oct 9, 2015 7:24:21 GMT 7
Than came Bob the bin man from Bristol bar fined her and one week later after her buffalo got cured he build a beautiful Mac mansion in her name....
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Post by pathumseb on Oct 9, 2015 8:33:31 GMT 7
A few months along the line Bob was becoming somewhat suspicious about the authenticity of her brother, Somchai Terdsak. They seemed to be spending a lot of time together...
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Post by siampolee on Oct 9, 2015 12:57:31 GMT 7
Then Bob discovered whilst searching Nungs drawers the board games ''Knock your birdy'' up and the family game ''Incest.'''
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Post by The Arrow on Oct 9, 2015 19:13:20 GMT 7
But then looking at the well worn boxes he realised that they were actually his own editions board games which he had spent many an entertaining hour with "new friends" ...
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Post by rgs2001uk on Oct 9, 2015 21:45:21 GMT 7
At that point the ladyboy excused herself and asked to go to the toilet.
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Post by siampolee on Oct 10, 2015 9:22:42 GMT 7
Now a difficult decision had to be made.by the lady boy. Seat up or seat down?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2015 10:54:41 GMT 7
Now a difficult decision had to be made.by the lady boy. Seat up or seat down? Decisions, decisions, those were not Nung's specialty, she took them as they came. |
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Post by siampolee on Oct 10, 2015 12:00:34 GMT 7
Certainly Nung was not selective, male, female, lady boy 16 to 60, no problems, 2, or 4, legs no problems, all enjoyable in their own ways. Nung had them all come with her and that was a sweet climax to Nung's day.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2015 13:41:12 GMT 7
Sit down my boy, have a drink, tell all, and I will pen it down in my next book.
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Post by siampolee on Oct 10, 2015 14:39:11 GMT 7
Nung confessed to being confused due to the problem of existing in parallel worlds, the erotic mysterious Orient and the business world in a far off island. To complicate the issue further there is the issue of what gender(s) am I, what am I doing and where am I living in my parallel lives?
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Post by rgs2001uk on Oct 10, 2015 15:52:42 GMT 7
Just then a light went off in her booth in the fish bowl, no time to ponder the meaning of life, next customer had arrived.
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Post by siampolee on Oct 10, 2015 16:45:52 GMT 7
A tall dark stranger had just made an entry into Nungs life. He asked Nung, '' do you have any openings so as I might enter you in your worlds Nung?''
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Post by rgs2001uk on Oct 10, 2015 23:57:52 GMT 7
Little Nung had seen and heard it all before.
She lay back and contemplated the meaning of life.
To cut or not to cut, that is the question that resonated in her mind.
She hated her appendage, but knew it was her life source and money maker, she shook her money maker, and asked herself, please, not this shyt again.
She had seen and met them too many times before, she knew the type, a quick wham bam thank you maam and he would be gone, after whispering sweet nothings into her ear.
There were buffalos to be fed and yai needed a hip transplant that couldnt be done on the 30 baht scheme at the local vets hospital.
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Post by stoneyboy on Oct 11, 2015 1:20:24 GMT 7
Instead she came to her senses and realised it was time to reasses and get her life back on track once and for all,she was told long ago by a close friend that the answer to all her problems was the Internet,she proceeded to join Thai Visa where she could hunt out her next man safely in the knowledge that she was dealing with only good loyal honest foreigners who were sure to take good care of her.
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