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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2015 11:16:24 GMT 7
DILF is the male version of MILF, so instead of 'Mother I'd Love as a Friend' it is 'Daddy I'd Love as a Friend' I thought it stood for ' Mothers I'd like to <duck>' and the male version...'Fathers/daddies I'd like to <duck>'. Oh gawd 'as a friend' is very PC.  |
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Post by cc1 on Dec 1, 2015 11:23:40 GMT 7
DILF is the male version of MILF, so instead of 'Mother I'd Love as a Friend' it is 'Daddy I'd Love as a Friend' Congrats...2222 posts |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Dec 1, 2015 11:31:53 GMT 7
And no doubt RGS will be along shortly to educate you all of the next SuperMILF, AKA Stacey Dooley.  Go and wash your mouth out with soapy water. rgs will educate you all on GILFs, watch Fox News for details. Check out Judge Jeanine.  |
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Post by cc1 on Dec 1, 2015 11:34:46 GMT 7
And no doubt RGS will be along shortly to educate you all of the next SuperMILF, AKA Stacey Dooley. Go and wash your mouth out with soapy water. rgs will educate you all on GILFs, watch Fox News for details. Check out Judge Jeanine. GILFS???though granny's I would love to <duck>??? |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Dec 1, 2015 11:36:22 GMT 7
^^^^, correct, and to save you the bother of asking, the answer to your question is, yes.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2015 11:37:03 GMT 7
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2015 11:39:59 GMT 7
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
-Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Australia, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
-Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
-Between 31 and 35 she is like Italy, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
-Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
-Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
-Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
-Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
-After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2015 12:05:25 GMT 7
It used to be Melissa Porter for me but now it has to be Beyonce -
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2015 13:04:52 GMT 7
Yes, the correct term is DILF Tony. What state of inebriation were these Aussies in when they gave you this nickname? For God's sake Julia, these are original Aussies, not the wishy washy type that are now appearing on your shores. These are real men and not 'modern men', as infants they were bottle fed with a teat on the end of their VB. Inebriation is not a state for these guys it is a constant. Besides, they say that drunk man speaks with sober tongue. Original Aussies, male and female are a dying breed. The country is being overrun with tree hugging, human rights, hipster types. I would like to meet these men next time they are in Bangkok Tony. |
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Post by cc1 on Dec 1, 2015 14:52:41 GMT 7
^^^^, correct, and to save you the bother of asking, the answer to your question is, yes. Enjoy it mate ... |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Dec 1, 2015 18:19:09 GMT 7
^^^^, correct, and to save you the bother of asking, the answer to your question is, yes. Enjoy it mate ... The best tunes are played on an old fiddle. Give me a woman who has been round the block a few times, and knows what her middle finger is for. Much better than these love me do Hello Kitty types with no personality and a my shyt dont stink attitude, the malls of Bkk are full of them, either sponsored or looking for a sponsor. These older woman will even give you a fry up full monty brekkie in the morning. The more experienced will even have a fridge full of HP and Branston sauce. |
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Post by cc1 on Dec 1, 2015 18:24:59 GMT 7
The best tunes are played on an old fiddle. Give me a woman who has been round the block a few times, and knows what her middle finger is for. Much better than these love me do Hello Kitty types with no personality and a my shyt dont stink attitude, the malls of Bkk are full of them, either sponsored or looking for a sponsor. These older woman will even give you a fry up full monty brekkie in the morning. The more experienced will even have a fridge full of HP and Branston sauce. Hope you remember a certain scene in the movie Kingpin....but totally agree about old ships and sailing... |
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