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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2015 8:20:08 GMT 7
Mewwy christmas all. We went to midnight mass last night, no I'm not religious but my mum needed a driver. Avoided it last year but last night was fun. So off we went with mum and a bunch of her friends in their seventies rocking down the road to AC/DC and other 'inappropriate' stuff on my ipod playlist. None of those christmassy songs for us no.  |
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Post by buddahas on Dec 25, 2015 8:55:30 GMT 7
Merry Christmas everyone.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2015 8:57:07 GMT 7
....and a Happy Ewe Year bud!
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Post by me on Dec 25, 2015 9:10:51 GMT 7
What's the difference twixt a Christmas snowman and a Christmas Snowwoman?
Snowballs!!   |
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Post by me on Dec 25, 2015 9:12:44 GMT 7
Merry Christmass everyone....
Don't eat too much Christmas dinner....you have to leave room for the booze.....and energy for the Christmas ....
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2015 9:14:45 GMT 7
What's the difference twixt a Christmas snowman and a Christmas Snowwoman?
Snowballs!! No, that's an Australian snowman needing work. It's for sale. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2015 9:20:34 GMT 7
Christmas cracker joke time. ...
Who is Santa's favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2015 9:25:43 GMT 7
What did Santa say to the three young women on his lap?
Ho, ho ho.
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Post by rubl on Dec 25, 2015 10:38:36 GMT 7
The Thai solution to the seven year itch: Happy New Mia  |
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Post by siampolee on Dec 25, 2015 11:14:11 GMT 7
What did the other place mods say to the little boys on their laps? Sit there boys and we'll talk about the first things that come up!! |
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Post by siampolee on Dec 25, 2015 11:16:02 GMT 7
What gift did Santa give to the man who had everything?
Penicillin.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2015 12:58:37 GMT 7
This might be considered patient zero. The original hipster, who put the Beat in the Beatles, was by 1971 occupying luxury hotel bedrooms with his bride and making promiscuous pleas for peace against the backdrop of the Vietnam War. This tune was written at the St. Regis and recorded with the Harlem Community Choir during Ono’s initial embrace of New York.
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Post by me on Dec 25, 2015 13:18:33 GMT 7
The Thai solution to the seven year itch: Happy New Mia and Penicillin. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2015 14:11:13 GMT 7
Joyeux Noël.  |
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Post by me on Dec 25, 2015 15:01:05 GMT 7
Joyeux Noël. You can have your Noel.....I prefer Nolene....  Merry Christmass |
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