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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2015 13:33:22 GMT 7
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!!!
Well, here we go for 2015! I’m <Bunny boiler>, your Death Mistress, ready to wield the ceremonial scythe for another year. Please read the following rules for how to play and how to submit your entries!
The Rules:
1. You pick 13 celebrities (that's thirteen, not ten) whom you predict will die within the calendar year 2015. If any of your celebrities dies, you score 100 points minus their age at death. Whoever has the most points at the end of the year wins the undying *snort* admiration of the Big Mango.
2. All picks must be time- and date-stamped by midnight Bangkok time, Dec. 31st, 2015.
3. Valid picks are not:
a. already dead
b. a fictional character
c. non-human
d. under age 18 at death, 'cause we're macabre but not THAT macabre.
e. a registered member of The Big Mango, 'cause that would be weird
f. hostages held by terrorist organizations
g. famous solely as a result of their illness or associated actions/events.
Additional awards:
The "Opening Kickoff" Award: awarded to the poster or posters who pick the first listed celebrity to die in 2015.
( starting today)
The "Quantity Not Quality" Award: awarded to the poster or posters who pick the greatest number of celebrities who died, regardless of their actual point value.
The "Inside Track With the Grim Reaper" Award: awarded to the poster or posters who had the most unique picks that died.
The "Robbing the Cradle" Award: awarded to the poster or posters who pick the youngest celebrity to die in 2015, but see rule 3.d.
The "Final Hours" Award: awarded to the poster or posters who pick the last listed celebrity to die in 2015.
Have fun folks and I'm putting this here because there is no Games Room.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2015 13:42:33 GMT 7
Here are mine in no particular order:
Lady Gaga
Michael J. Fox
Miley Cyrus
Donatella Versace
Michael Shuhmacher
Mohammad Ali
Lindsey Lohan
Gary Glitter
Nick Nolte
Bill Clinton
Kirk Douglas
Boy George
Sophia Loren
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Post by SirToad on Apr 11, 2015 13:46:35 GMT 7
Paul Gascoigne
Rolf Harris
Mohamed Ali
Lindsay Lohan
Gary Glitter
Martin Crowe
Howard Marks
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2015 13:49:20 GMT 7
Pick thirteen and think it through some as I am then go back and edit.
Rolf Harris? Tie me down 555 good choice.
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Post by smokie36 on Apr 11, 2015 13:55:40 GMT 7
Pele Zayn Malik Joan Collins Niall Horan Phil Collins Louis Theroux James May Robert Mugabe Harry Styles Liam Payne Ant MacPhartlan Declan Donnelly Bruce Forsythe The last one is just to upset MJP.  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2015 13:56:48 GMT 7
Hahaha good picks. Why will the last one upset our illustrious leader?
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Post by smokie36 on Apr 11, 2015 13:58:49 GMT 7
Hahaha good picks. Why will the last one upset our illustrious leader? I think he's a big fan...wait and see...he'll be in tears!  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2015 14:00:34 GMT 7
I should have picked the Top Gear guy who punched Morgan Pierce whatshisname?
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Post by smokie36 on Apr 11, 2015 14:04:37 GMT 7
I should have picked the Top Gear guy who punched Morgan Pierce whatshisname? Jeremy Clarkson. Yes that's why I picked James May...he'll probably be next for a slap! |
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Post by markokokprong on Apr 11, 2015 15:48:41 GMT 7
i can go even further predicting the manner of their demise
1- Karl lagerfeild- jeans too tight,after plastic surgery cut off circulation; verdict= death by misadventure
2-Robert Mugabe- stripped naked and fed to wild dogs; verdict= justice.
3 Fidel Castro- feeling better starts ranting about imperialists,his head explodes,as he lights his last cigar[imported from Florida];verdict= CIA
4 sepp blatter-Visits Michel Platini's house for dinner,is never seen again; verdict= missing ,until they find him down a local well= misadventure
5 Prince Philip[UK]- decides to use the Indian toaster his was given all those years ago on an official visit; verdict= electrocution caused by faulty wiring
6 Abu bakr Al Baghdadi-Bloody great big bomb courtesy of the usaaf; verdict= killed by big bomb
7 Bobby Charlton; has heart attack as Wayne Rooney beats his goal tally for England; Verdict;death by a scouse git.
8 Bruce Forsythe;Gets chin caught in home waste disposal unit,head is turned to mincemeat; verdict= the chin was his nemesis,a wonder he lasted this long,misadventure.
9 Dick Cheney: goes duck shooting,son of the guy he hit before,wastes him with a concealed hand gun; verdict= relief all round.
10 George bush senior; Falls down the stairs at Donald Rumsfelds house,Rumsfeld claims he didn't know they could be dangerous for a demented old man;verdict;murder through lack of duty of care.
11 Pete Doherty;, goes on a milk only diet,gets trampled by a herd of milkers in Dorset; verdict= death due to addiction.
12 Paul Gascoigne;Invited on match of the day,gets on it in the green room,Graham Souness is also a guest,after Gazza tries to defaecate on him,Souness, showing all the ruthlessness of his playing days,strangles him,despite the lad Linekars best efforts to haul him off.Verdict= manslaughter,
13 John snow[UK newsreader/presenter]: gets on the weed again,charges a London bus thinking he is Don Quixote. Verdict; keep of the skunk grandpa.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2015 15:52:30 GMT 7
Very good twist markokokprong. Let's have this option of how they're going to die. Hat tip to you Sir!
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Post by markokokprong on Apr 11, 2015 16:02:53 GMT 7
Very good twist markokokprong. Let's have this option of how they're going to die. Hat tip to you Sir! Thank you,i must say that your Avatar,is making me think thoughts that i believe a gentleman would be most ill advised to pursue,i fear it will haunt my dreams. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2015 16:06:19 GMT 7
Please see 3e)
I shall think of some suitable ends for my chosen lot of deaths. Again, thanks, great suggestion.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2015 22:20:58 GMT 7
Tony Abbot. Put on an Indonesian boat and set adrift in the ocean back to Indonesia with a hundred others. Guns are so American, although got to agree some people are only still alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
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Post by moonraker on Apr 13, 2015 0:07:48 GMT 7
Justin Bieber (cos he's a pest)
George Michael (drugs)
Phil the Greek (cos he's old)
Gazza (cos he's a mess)
Mick Jagger (cos the drugs finally get to him)
Piers Morgan (cos he's a tool)
Sepp Blatter (cos he's a massive tool)
Grand Mufti Sheikh Abdulaziz bin Abdullah al-Sheikh (cos he's a creepy tool)
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (cos he's a tool that lots of people want to kill)
Jihadi John (cos he's a scary tool that lots of people want to kill
Ben Affleck (cos he's a tool)
The Pope (cos he's an old tool)
Russell Brand (cos he's an irritating tool)
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