curtaintwitcher
Crazy Mango
Majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd
Posts: 999 
Likes: 556
|
Post by curtaintwitcher on Apr 20, 2015 20:24:14 GMT 7
He ain't probing my bottom with anything artificial or natural, that's for sure. well, that leaves only aliens, then...hold on to those ankles firmly... |
|
DrWill
Crazy Mango
Posts: 33
Likes: 67
|
Post by DrWill on Apr 30, 2015 22:44:53 GMT 7
Good evening patients, and future patients.
My work has been exceptionally challenging this past 10 days, hence my lack of sharing here. My Client of North American descent who I diagnosed with an acute case of IPD (Internet Personality Disorder) has been exceptionally resistant to treatment. We have had to restrain him a number of times, to prevent his keyboard assaults. I understand, that legally he already has issues. At present GBT (Gerbil Behavioural Therapy) has had some small progress, and he is beginng to find his identity. Unfortunately for several Gerbils, his insistence on letting them run free in his rectum has been somewhat catastrophic for the gerbils, but at least he's starting to come out, although he's going through a lot of toilet rolls.
I expect said subject to improve gradually over the coming months,but suggest he is monitored very closely, should he start to get agitated and start to revert back to his old ways.
My thought for the day is " even when you're at the bottom, you can still see the top"
Good day to you
|
|
smokie36
Vigilante
Posts: 15,848
Likes: 9,224
|
Post by smokie36 on Apr 30, 2015 22:50:21 GMT 7
Both him and your Greek patient have been noticably quiet.
Can you confirm they are now sharing a room Dr Will?
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
Likes:
|
Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2015 22:56:38 GMT 7
Where are you Dr Will? The vacation in the Bahamas is going well? I need a consultation as soon as you return.
|
|
songhua
Crazy Mango
Posts: 607
Likes: 519
|
Post by songhua on Apr 30, 2015 22:57:07 GMT 7
When you say 'he's starting to come out' you mean the patient, right? Not the gerbil.
|
|
DrWill
Crazy Mango
Posts: 33
Likes: 67
|
Post by DrWill on Apr 30, 2015 23:02:06 GMT 7
Both him and your Greek patient have been noticably quiet. Can you confirm they are now sharing a room Dr Will? The Greek patient dear sir, is currently in a padded cell, looking for his marbles. He has been muttering profusely about a gentleman named "George" who was meant to give him a T Shirt, but then ignored him in Tescos. There appears no medicine or therapy at present to reduce the effects of PTTVD, and I will refer him onto Dr Turdsak next week for further treatment if he continues. His lack of balls, from a badger related incident may require surgery. Should anyone one wish to help this poor individual, please send money to The German Chamber of Commerce, as I believe they will soon own Greece. good day |
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
Likes:
|
Post by Deleted on May 1, 2015 1:09:25 GMT 7
I need a consultation.
|
|
SirToad
Crazy Mango Extraordinaire
Vigilante
MIA - CME
Posts: 2,542
Likes: 1,143
|
Post by SirToad on May 1, 2015 7:22:23 GMT 7
You've heard about his "consultations" haven't you? |
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
Likes:
|
Post by Deleted on May 1, 2015 12:55:52 GMT 7
Dr Will, are you touting for business?? First BM sponsor Mr Toad? |
|
curtaintwitcher
Crazy Mango
Majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd
Posts: 999
Likes: 556
|
Post by curtaintwitcher on May 1, 2015 13:30:20 GMT 7
since when does a bowel movement need a sponsor?...
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
Likes:
|
Post by Deleted on May 1, 2015 21:19:20 GMT 7
Dr Will do come back.
|
|
curtaintwitcher
Crazy Mango
Majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd
Posts: 999
Likes: 556
|
Post by curtaintwitcher on May 1, 2015 21:23:09 GMT 7
and bring your couch...she's exhausted
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
Likes:
|
Post by Deleted on May 1, 2015 22:22:12 GMT 7
I am, I need to put my feet up and vent some, the things that have been going on Dr Will.
|
|
|
|
Post by rgs2001uk on May 1, 2015 22:36:41 GMT 7
since when does a bowel movement need a sponsor?... Count yourself lucky you have never suffered from hemorroides. Dr Prep H was my sponsor, is he a friend of Dr W? |
|
bendover
Crazy Mango
Wishing you all a happy day !
Posts: 371
Likes: 64
|
Post by bendover on May 2, 2015 8:27:38 GMT 7
|
|
Jan 4, 2023 21:15:53 GMT 7
Jan 4, 2023 21:15:53 GMT 7
