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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2015 14:10:18 GMT 7
If you shaved the line of hair above your jock-strap line you would not collect lint in your navel.
Was that a Beef Roast ?
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 15, 2015 14:59:08 GMT 7
Here's one for Trix...
When the Southern Right Whale orgasm's and ejaculates he expels close to 55 gallons of semen into the female at once. The female may mate with dozens of males so it's actually the last male that does the bit in baby making....not the first.
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Post by Johnny on Apr 15, 2015 16:50:41 GMT 7
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
(There's a few on here I hope make it)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2015 17:17:46 GMT 7
Well there's 65 years of Moderation I can live without !
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2015 17:34:39 GMT 7
I spent a few hours in a cell , does that not count ?
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Post by siampolee on Apr 15, 2015 17:36:58 GMT 7
Now that is a grossly unfair comment.
A small percentage, mentally as well as figuratively of those single cell beings evolved into mods in the other place
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2015 17:41:36 GMT 7
In the English language there is no words that rhyme with .. month , orange , silver or purple ... don't mean other languages don't, lets find them . Second thoughts nah .
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2015 19:13:27 GMT 7
I have not washed my van for over 12 months
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 19, 2015 15:29:00 GMT 7
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 19, 2015 15:30:38 GMT 7
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 19, 2015 15:31:14 GMT 7
Most American car horns honk in the key of F.
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 19, 2015 15:32:47 GMT 7
Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon. This is true BTW...
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 19, 2015 15:34:57 GMT 7
You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.
One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet...
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 19, 2015 15:37:29 GMT 7
This explains his actions... Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 19, 2015 15:38:32 GMT 7
Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.
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