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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 21:18:26 GMT 7
I've only ever been stalked once in my life ( that I know of, maybe I have some very discreet stalkers ) and I thought it was great. It's not often that some wants me - I'm usually shown the door everywhere I go.
I contemplated trying it once, but a singular attempt at hiding behind a lampost showed that I don't have the necessary body shape. So I gave up. And went for a cake.
Anyway - if I had to stalk someone, I think it would be Beyonce, or J-Lo, or maybe that girl that lives next door ( again ).
Who would you stalk? and if you are currently stalking someone, who is it? and why?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 21:30:10 GMT 7
Old hat...
I've a reputation and history for being stalked at other places, yet never making such a trait for myself.
Don't know why these obsessive types continue after me. I'm a sweet fellow meaning no harm.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 21:33:01 GMT 7
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 21:37:55 GMT 7
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 21:39:16 GMT 7
Hairball.
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Post by SirToad on Apr 13, 2015 21:40:01 GMT 7
I have been stalked by a duck, that was scary
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 21:43:58 GMT 7
I have been stalked by a duck, that was scary 'Tis nothing until you've been stalked by a goose.....
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 21:46:48 GMT 7
Back at uni this guy, same guy who nicked stuff I posted about on the other thread, anyway he stalked me after we broke up, my dad called the police because he stole my clothes off the line. They searched his house and he was a women's underwear thief it turned out. Weirdo.
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Post by cc1 on Apr 13, 2015 21:51:21 GMT 7
Who I would stalk...my dogs would like to know what they are doing all day long....
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 22:14:54 GMT 7
Back at uni this guy, same guy who nicked stuff I posted about on the other thread, anyway he stalked me after we broke up, my dad called the police because he stole my clothes off the line. They searched his house and he was a women's underwear thief it turned out. Weirdo. Nothing weird about stealing women's underwear. If they were still in it, that would be a different matter.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 22:22:00 GMT 7
See Dr Will.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 22:30:22 GMT 7
I'll take a rain check. Thanks anyway.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 22:38:10 GMT 7
Directed at theblether. Men nicking women's undies is weird.
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Post by DrWill on Apr 13, 2015 23:18:27 GMT 7
Dr Will is here
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 23:18:44 GMT 7
Just quietly, there have been some lovely young lasses walking around the farm I wouldn't mind stalking
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