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Post by siampolee on May 29, 2016 21:33:24 GMT 7
What about a stamp reward scheme along the lines of a 7-11 promotion every item paid for receives stamps? Exchange them for umbrella's bog rolls etc.  |
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Post by smokie36 on May 29, 2016 21:45:00 GMT 7
Can we have the free buffet at 10pm on a Sunday please?
All the other freeloading TEFLers are Man Yoo fans so they will be watching gratis as they wander around Nana Plaza.
I smell a free feast for meeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Post by pathumseb on May 29, 2016 21:46:51 GMT 7
I think a Mama Noodle themed raffle night would go down a storm. I even have a vintage Archa we could auction off
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Post by smokie36 on May 29, 2016 21:50:37 GMT 7
I think a Mama Noodle themed raffle night would go down a storm. I even have a vintage Archa we could auction off Knowing you it MUST be an empty bottle. Still you could fill it up with craft beer and laugh as a TEFLer spits it out in disgust! |
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Post by siampolee on May 29, 2016 21:51:36 GMT 7
<BBQ> and Scott want to know if bar mitzvah are catered for? All those young boys so refreshing.  |
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Post by pathumseb on May 29, 2016 21:53:41 GMT 7
How about a scrabble night hosted Metisdead? We'd have to scrub off all the original letters and paint lower case letters on the tiles first mind you.
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Post by smokie36 on May 29, 2016 22:00:28 GMT 7
How about a scrabble night hosted Metisdead? We'd have to scrub off all the original letters and paint lower case letters on the tiles first mind you. Triple point scores for banned words presumably...  ...MrToad will be favorite to win! |
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Post by rgs2001uk on May 29, 2016 22:23:13 GMT 7
Can we have the free buffet at 10pm on a Sunday please? All the other freeloading TEFLers are Man Yoo fans so they will be watching gratis as they wander around Nana Plaza. I smell a free feast for meeeeeeeeeeeeee! I used to use that bar in soi 8 a few years back, stopped going on a Fri night when the free buffet was on, the effin TEFLr types descended on the place like a plague of locusts. It wasnt a pretty sight, they were like sharks on a feeding frenzy. The static from the nylon shirts was playing havoc with my phone signal. |
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Post by smokie36 on May 29, 2016 22:27:10 GMT 7
Toadie did a post on the free kite brigade a few years ago...it was <duck>ing hilarious!
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2016 15:28:34 GMT 7
We are looking for staff! If anyone knows any bar staff we are looking someone to replace old Henry who's now in hospital after he found out urinal cakes aren't really cakes. Yes Henry, I'm sure they do taste a bit funny. So the pay isn't great, mine is but yours won't be, it does include some perks like Nang of noodle fame(Henry won't mind) and a Mont Clare to start the day off. Please submit your experience here.
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Post by Soutpeel on May 30, 2016 16:11:18 GMT 7
We are looking for staff! If anyone knows any bar staff we are looking someone to replace old Henry who's now in hospital after he found out urinal cakes aren't really cakes. Yes Henry, I'm sure they do taste a bit funny. So the pay isn't great, mine is but yours won't be, it does include some perks like Nang of noodle fame(Henry won't mind) and a Mont Clare to start the day off. Please submit your experience here.
Now back to my margaritas I would taking those dunny cakes out...the Cheap Charlies will be stealing them and taking them home for their own dunnys along with the toilet paper |
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2016 16:29:37 GMT 7
That's what was happening in the ladies toilets so I installed cameras.
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Post by pathumseb on May 30, 2016 17:31:34 GMT 7
You could start some sort of loyalty card. 10 stamps and you get a free TEFL Certificate?
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2016 17:48:01 GMT 7
You could start some sort of loyalty card. 10 stamps and you get a free TEFL Certificate? 1 night with Nang and you'll be fully schooled up. Pakistani steam press is her expertise and 10 bottles of Mont and Nangs bangs stamps yer card. Now back to my margaritas. |
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