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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2015 0:15:38 GMT 7
Uhuhu - there's nothing worse that walking down the washing powder aisle to be confronted by six coyotes dressed as angels in skin tight white PVC suits showing off their best moves.
Did I say nothing worse?
There's something wrong with me.
Yes there is....much worse...the reaction from your partner as you leave the aisle. You had better hope the next aisle is not the scdissors one,.
Hmm - sounds like a reason to be single.
I know a "Pretty," that is something else - stunning - and I I could ever work out how to post photos you'll see what I mean. I was killing myself lauging the other week when she moaned about her lack of love life - a young wag replied -
"Anyone that marries you will pay a high price for the rest of his life. No thanks."
And he got about sixty likes. I think he's a wise young man.
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Post by Phil on Apr 18, 2015 1:32:33 GMT 7
Bestiality isn't my thing!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2015 3:35:46 GMT 7
Bestiality isn't my thing!
You're obviously not Welsh.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2015 11:17:20 GMT 7
When I look at her, marriage is not the first thing that comes to mind
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2015 11:20:31 GMT 7
These dancers are looking for husbands
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Post by Phil on Apr 18, 2015 11:25:41 GMT 7
When I look at her, marriage is not the first thing that comes to mind Cricket? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2015 11:39:00 GMT 7
When I look at her, marriage is not the first thing that comes to mind Cricket? If she wants to learn, yes. I can teach her: * The fine art of ball control * Playing on a sticky wicket * When to use a helmet * Lunch break relaxation techniques * Drinks duties of the 12th man |
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Post by songhua on Apr 18, 2015 11:41:44 GMT 7
If she wants to learn, yes. I can teach her: * The fine art of ball control * Playing on a sticky wicket * When to use a helmet * Lunch break relaxation techniques * Drinks duties of the 12th man Show her your googly |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2015 11:54:50 GMT 7
If she wants to learn, yes. I can teach her: * The fine art of ball control * Playing on a sticky wicket * When to use a helmet * Lunch break relaxation techniques * Drinks duties of the 12th man Show her your googly The importance of maintaining a straight bat and keeping her eyes on the ball |
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Post by Phil on Apr 18, 2015 12:34:10 GMT 7
If she wants to learn, yes. I can teach her: * The fine art of ball control * Playing on a sticky wicket * When to use a helmet * Lunch break relaxation techniques * Drinks duties of the 12th man Try catching her in the gully for a real upbeat experience or removing her extra square leg. I presume you'd welcome a third man? |
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Post by Phil on Apr 18, 2015 12:35:35 GMT 7
Bestiality isn't my thing!
You're obviously not Welsh.
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Post by cc1 on Apr 18, 2015 17:53:03 GMT 7
No ...married already
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Post by pgrahmm on Apr 18, 2015 20:43:34 GMT 7
Which parts ??????
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Post by bigbadgeordie on Apr 18, 2015 20:51:56 GMT 7
Back on topic.
Why would you marry a Coyote, when there are so many Gerbils and Honey Badgers out there?
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Post by SirToad on Apr 18, 2015 20:53:15 GMT 7
When I look at her, marriage is not the first thing that comes to mind Cricket? Cricket comes first |
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