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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2016 11:41:03 GMT 7
My wife takes her 7-11 stamps quite seriously. Last visit home, in June, she could not find some stamps and thought our son had lost them. It would have given her enough for an umbrella. I was held to blame for allowing him to play with them. All hell broke loose. There was murder in her eyes. Son and I feared for our lives. It was a scary experience.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2016 13:56:59 GMT 7
I voted you are drunk.
As in myself is drunk. I've only had 2 beers, but I can see the future.
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Post by rgs2001uk on Jul 27, 2016 21:16:01 GMT 7
Tell your mrs best not to wear any jewellery going through Dubai.
I dont know who calibrates those scanners or if there are international standards, but they are way too sensitive, they ping off at jewellery, belts and eyelets in shoes.
My mrs couldnt believe how cheap the UK was for, clothes, shoes and handbags.
I even gave that fat bar steward Mike Ashley some of my money, almost giving away clothes in his shops right now.
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Post by onionluke on Jul 27, 2016 21:39:47 GMT 7
Tell your mrs best not to wear any jewellery going through Dubai. I dont know who calibrates those scanners or if there are international standards, but they are way too sensitive, they ping off at jewellery, belts and eyelets in shoes. My mrs couldnt believe how cheap the UK was for, clothes, shoes and handbags. I even gave that fat bar steward Mike Ashley some of my money, almost giving away clothes in his shops right now. That's right rg, and i have stories to tell. First trip to the Gleschu when boy was a bairn down the Clyde to Rothsey on the train, she asks what are the flowers and photos for at the stations, she was as upset as all wondering about the barbarity of the youth culture in west coast Scotland, memorials to dead kids, flowers,photos, love notes and football tops. Sorry man. |
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Post by onionluke on Jul 27, 2016 21:50:31 GMT 7
But , we will still get down to the Barras to see Tam O'Niel, thr Yoker Poker and Fiona the only lass in Glasgow saying boxx to the Blue Angels n' riding a Triumph.
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Post by smokie36 on Jul 28, 2016 1:53:31 GMT 7
But , we will still get down to the Barras to see Tam O'Niel, thr Yoker Poker and Fiona the only lass in Glasgow saying boxx to the Blue Angels n' riding a Triumph. The Barras is dead now mate. |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Jul 28, 2016 21:29:59 GMT 7
But , we will still get down to the Barras to see Tam O'Niel, thr Yoker Poker and Fiona the only lass in Glasgow saying boxx to the Blue Angels n' riding a Triumph. The Barras is dead now mate. Shit, where does a man go to get himeslf the Ole Rebel songs on cassette these days? |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Jul 28, 2016 21:32:38 GMT 7
But , we will still get down to the Barras to see Tam O'Niel, thr Yoker Poker and Fiona the only lass in Glasgow saying boxx to the Blue Angels n' riding a Triumph. The BA,  , the ones I know these days all have arthritis, rheumatism and are waiting a hip replacement. Triumph, proper Brit bike there none of yer effin Harley rubbish. |
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Post by smokie36 on Jul 29, 2016 12:35:08 GMT 7
The Barras is dead now mate. Shit, where does a man go to get himeslf the Ole Rebel songs on cassette these days? Blether is offering one free cassette with every book purchase I hear. |
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Post by me on Jul 29, 2016 14:34:32 GMT 7
Shit, where does a man go to get himeslf the Ole Rebel songs on cassette these days? Blether is offering one free cassette with every book purchase I hear. But have you ever heard him sing |
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Post by smokie36 on Jul 29, 2016 15:15:11 GMT 7
Blether is offering one free cassette with every book purchase I hear. But have you ever heard him sing I have funnily enough. |
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Post by me on Jul 29, 2016 15:43:16 GMT 7
But have you ever heard him sing I have funnily enough. but were you sober when you did/ |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2016 18:11:17 GMT 7
Is he serious?
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Post by smokie36 on Jul 30, 2016 20:45:17 GMT 7
but were you sober when you did/ Of course not! |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Jul 30, 2016 23:17:06 GMT 7
But have you ever heard him sing I have funnily enough. Can he sing Rebel songs? |
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, the ones I know these days all have arthritis, rheumatism and are waiting a hip replacement.
