Your Dog is Now a Sausage

curtaintwitcher Crazy Mango Majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd Posts: 999 Likes: 556	Your Dog is Now a Sausage Oct 19, 2016 6:45:29 GMT 7 Fletchsmile likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by curtaintwitcher on Oct 19, 2016 6:45:29 GMT 7 ...Muslims have such a sense of humor: www.bangkokpost.com/news/asia/1113453/hotdogs-set-for-name-change-in-muslim-malaysia

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	Your Dog is Now a Sausage Oct 19, 2016 7:43:13 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2016 7:43:13 GMT 7 I like a good hotdog. What would 'pigs in blankets' be renamed to?
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Your Dog is Now a Sausage Oct 19, 2016 9:38:01 GMT 7

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Post by siampolee on Oct 19, 2016 9:38:01 GMT 7

shado.

I like a good hotdog.

What would 'pigs in blankets' be renamed to?

Try ''BANGERS''

Mind you it seems as if Kebab shops can be a gastronomic adventure too.

P. S.

I had a few of the above named delights in my early years here in Thailand, and they weren't Haute cuisine either.

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Fletchsmile Wizard Posts: 4,368 Likes: 2,537	Your Dog is Now a Sausage Oct 19, 2016 10:51:46 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Fletchsmile on Oct 19, 2016 10:51:46 GMT 7 Perhaps they need to slow the Islamic speed-dating sessions down giving people less time left to think.
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Your Dog is Now a Sausage Oct 19, 2016 11:38:49 GMT 7 siampolee likes this

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Oct 19, 2016 7:43:13 GMT 7 @shado said:

I like a good hotdog.

What would 'pigs in blankets' be renamed to?

...the staff kitchen (no Muslims) on the Saudi offshore oil rig where I taught referred to pork as pink tuna...a popular fish served with a slab of grilled pineapple...

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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	Your Dog is Now a Sausage Oct 19, 2016 11:44:16 GMT 7 siampolee likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2016 11:44:16 GMT 7 I smuggled ten packs of bacon into the M.E with the labels peeled off and passed it off as turkey pastrami.

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Your Dog is Now a Sausage Oct 19, 2016 12:28:08 GMT 7 siampolee likes this

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Oct 19, 2016 11:38:49 GMT 7 curtaintwitcher said:

Oct 19, 2016 7:43:13 GMT 7 @shado said:

I like a good hotdog.

What would 'pigs in blankets' be renamed to?

...the staff kitchen (no Muslims) on the Saudi offshore oil rig where I taught referred to pork as pink tuna...a popular fish served with a slab of grilled pineapple...

Good one ! In China they sold fried grasshoppers as "Deep fried sky prawns"

This thread reminds me of one of the funny tweets I collected -

*** hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine ***

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	Your Dog is Now a Sausage Oct 19, 2016 12:39:30 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2016 12:39:30 GMT 7 Pig assholes? , seriously? Thanks for the info.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	Your Dog is Now a Sausage Oct 19, 2016 13:28:19 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2016 13:28:19 GMT 7 You didn't hear it from me sen, that was someone's Tweet on funnytweeter.com I've always tried not to think about what's in them.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	Your Dog is Now a Sausage Oct 19, 2016 13:32:52 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2016 13:32:52 GMT 7 ...and Mick what does a 'prize winning pig <wronghole>' look like?

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	Your Dog is Now a Sausage Oct 19, 2016 13:34:10 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2016 13:34:10 GMT 7 This is too amusing. You type in <wronghole> the autocorrect will turn it to wronghole, but not the plural form That can still be viewed as assholes. Mods?
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Your Dog is Now a Sausage Oct 19, 2016 13:37:38 GMT 7

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Jusus sen, how the fork would I know ? I dare not search for a picture to post for you, my Google search history looks weird enough as it is.
I swap insults with some on internet forums but I have no idea what they look like. Kinda like chatting with girls on dating sites (I, imagine, have never been there) ROFL

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Your Dog is Now a Sausage Oct 19, 2016 13:41:29 GMT 7

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Oct 19, 2016 13:34:10 GMT 7 @<Bunny boiler> said:

This is too amusing. You type in <wronghole> the autocorrect will turn it to wronghole, but not the plural form ROFL

That can still be viewed as assholes.

Mods?

Having fun with punctuating your comment sen (hope I spelled/spelt that right, don't want to get pinged by the grammar Nazi)

................"That can still be viewed as assholes/Mods"......................... ROFL

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	Your Dog is Now a Sausage Oct 19, 2016 14:04:08 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2016 14:04:08 GMT 7 I should go back and delete the full stop. It's all in the punctuation as they say.

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