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Post by rubl on Nov 15, 2016 22:09:51 GMT 7
Great stuff, please get behind me satan, you are an imposter, rubl would be wearing an orange tie. Didn't you notice that we've dropped all colours the last month? |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2016 7:14:11 GMT 7
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2016 15:36:16 GMT 7
Oh, and before you ask why an Englishman would click on the 'TEST YOUR ENGLISH' hyperlink, I often do online tests just to check that I still have some marbles left. I can sometimes get a low pass grade on the eleven plus and I can nearly pass the British Nationality test (Life in the UK test). Salam alikum habib, you really need to get up to date with your living and working in the UK. Engerlish is so passe, please head over to the Punjabi language for free courses, being knocked out by some digital pikey posting from the loft of his squat in Blackburn. I go to Yorkshire and none of those thick inbred kants can understand me, I sometimes ask mysen, am I living in the same country, whats wrong with these thick twats. You want to see life down in The Fens, good gawd man, its like watching Deliverance, last time I was there I am sure I bumped into Rubl, he had six fingers on each hand. You do realise that the Fens is SiamPolee country, don't you? If you're in that region don't go out onto the moors or he'll make you squeal like a pig, boy. |
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smokie36
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 16, 2016 15:39:45 GMT 7
Kindly explain the quaint English school tradition of "fagging".
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2016 15:47:04 GMT 7
Kindly explain the quaint English school tradition of "fagging". I had to check with Gayllips about that one and she informs me that she once volunteered for the position but was deeply disappointed with the outcome. |
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 16, 2016 15:48:11 GMT 7
Kindly explain the quaint English school tradition of "fagging". I had to check with Gayllips about that one and she informs me that she once volunteered for the position but was deeply disappointed with the outcome. I've heard her shoes are very shiny and she once met a real wizard! |
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 16, 2016 15:51:16 GMT 7
"Its no use tin man....these English boys are much too gay....I'll never be satisfied at this school!" she cried.
Taken from the Ladybird book of "Gayllips comes in the Old Country".
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2016 16:01:12 GMT 7
I had to check with Gayllips about that one and she informs me that she once volunteered for the position but was deeply disappointed with the outcome. I've heard her shoes are very shiny and she once met a real wizard! I'm informed that he was not a real Wizard and that the blow job that got her there was a bit of a let down.  |
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Post by siampolee on Nov 16, 2016 17:11:11 GMT 7
That ole boyz Tony 'e are spent a bit too much of 'is time on they ole Thetford exercise places when 'im were a playin soldier boy That 'ole Norfok air 'are addled his noodle and 'e can't a be a thinking right, us ole Olney boys be Buckz boyz wese a long counry mile or two away from they ole Fens boyz Us is a born wit four fingers on each 'and and a fumb on each 'and wese only a got five tozes on our feet too. Wese a marry them ole gals what as come from thole villages about us too, allus got a new drop o blood in they young breeding stock of ourn Roughly translated his ability to read maps and subsequently correctly identify a location was it seems and is still not improved by his tactical map reading duties and ability while running around the fens the service of our Sovereign Lady The Queen.
P.S. Is it now permissible to say ''Queen'' without the risk of being accused of and being labelled ''homophobic?''  Now a taste of the correct Fens  Olney  culture for those with a desire to be accepted as English!!  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2016 17:31:04 GMT 7
That ole boyz Tony 'e are spent a bit too much of 'is time on they ole Thetford exercise places when 'im were a playin soldier boy That 'ole Norfok air 'are addled his noodle and 'e can't a be a thinking right, us ole Olney boys be Buckz boyz wese a long counry mile or two away from they ole Fens boyz Us is a born wit four fingers on each 'and and a fumb on each 'and wese only a got five tozes on our feet too. Wese a marry them ole gals what as come from thole villages about us too, allus got a new drop o blood in they young breeding stock of ourn Roughly translated his ability to read maps and subsequently correctly identify a location was it seems and is still not improved by his tactical map reading duties and ability while running around the fens the service of our Sovereign Lady The Queen. P.S. Is it now permissible to say ''Queen'' without the risk of being accused of and being labelled ''homophobic?'' Is that 5 toes on all 3 of yer feet or 5 in total? |
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 16, 2016 17:37:40 GMT 7
3 feet??
So he is a bloody midget after all.
Please send me some of your sex vids.
Oops can someone edit that for me....oh no now they all know about my leprechaun fetish...
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Post by rgs2001uk on Nov 16, 2016 20:53:46 GMT 7
Salam alikum habib, you really need to get up to date with your living and working in the UK. Engerlish is so passe, please head over to the Punjabi language for free courses, being knocked out by some digital pikey posting from the loft of his squat in Blackburn. I go to Yorkshire and none of those thick inbred kants can understand me, I sometimes ask mysen, am I living in the same country, whats wrong with these thick twats. You want to see life down in The Fens, good gawd man, its like watching Deliverance, last time I was there I am sure I bumped into Rubl, he had six fingers on each hand. You do realise that the Fens is SiamPolee country, don't you? If you're in that region don't go out onto the moors or he'll make you squeal like a pig, boy. Quick paddle faster, I am sure I can hear duelling banjoes. I thought it was Uncle Rubl country, flat and boring, windmills, yes I shit you not, effin windmills in this day and age, straight flat roads with canals either side. The old joke in The Fens, how do you remain a virgin, answer outrun your father and brothers, effin strange place, strange people. That twat Bernard Matthews was from there wasnt he. So was this gobby cow. Lets be 'avin you, come on. Er not thanks love. |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Nov 16, 2016 20:55:23 GMT 7
Kindly explain the quaint English school tradition of "fagging". There will be no homophobic language on here please. |
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Post by siampolee on Nov 16, 2016 21:01:07 GMT 7
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Post by rgs2001uk on Nov 16, 2016 21:24:06 GMT 7
Salam alikum habib, you really need to get up to date with your living and working in the UK. Engerlish is so passe, please head over to the Punjabi language for free courses, being knocked out by some digital pikey posting from the loft of his squat in Blackburn. I go to Yorkshire and none of those thick inbred kants can understand me, I sometimes ask mysen, am I living in the same country, whats wrong with these thick twats. You want to see life down in The Fens, good gawd man, its like watching Deliverance, last time I was there I am sure I bumped into Rubl, he had six fingers on each hand. If you're in that region don't go out onto the moors or he'll make you squeal like a pig, boy. And you do realise therein lies the beauty of The Mango. We can rip the shyt out of each other, have a laugh and reciprocate, thieving scousers, thick geordies, thight as ferk kee niaw tykes. No-one has put anyone on block, mods havent been called, suspensions havent been issued. We havent yet started on southern shandy drinkers. |
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