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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2017 11:11:57 GMT 7
Just in a Chinese restaurant and all I can hear is slurp slurp lips smacking together slurp slurp smack smack smack
How was your meal sir?
Better if I didn't have to hear the Chinese eating like pigs in a trough
Why isn't table manners taught to Asians in general cause it's not just the Chinese who have none
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Post by mistermember on Jan 7, 2017 11:13:34 GMT 7
Why stop now? Insist on dressing down the manager. Demand an upgrade! Open your shirt and make sure your hairy chest shows.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2017 11:16:49 GMT 7
Upgrades won't happen in a Chinese restaurant
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2017 12:15:13 GMT 7
Chinese ?? restaurants in China are even better, they throw all their rubbish and scraps all over the floor, smoke cigarettes and spit on the floor under the table. I was in northern Vietnam, on the Chinese border, place called Dong Dang, had a meal with a group of people and just as we finished this guy at the next table pulls out this thing that looked like a giant bamboo bong, packs the cone with a handfull of some hideous looking matter. I thought "Surely he is not going to light that thing up in here" ? He lights it up and was instantly hidden in a huge cloud of smoke which even blotted out the ladies at the end of our table. They went off their brains at the idiot who was madly trying to put the raging inferno out. I was p**sing myself, one of the funniest things I have ever seen in a restaurant.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2017 21:44:15 GMT 7
It's wrong to eat a bowl of noodles without slurping, its tantamount to eating a donut without licking your lips.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2017 22:21:44 GMT 7
I was in a restaurant in a remote town called Lin'lan. Never mind table manners,the place was freezing. Ten of us tucking into glorious food shivering like refugees on a sinking boat.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2017 8:37:05 GMT 7
It's wrong to eat a bowl of noodles without slurping, its tantamount to eating a donut without licking your lips. Whenever we have spaghetti bolognaise at home I always wear a white shirt. It's the closest I have ever come to playing Russian roulette. |
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Post by wildoats on Jan 8, 2017 9:48:44 GMT 7
I'd make a factual observation about now, based on personal experiences ... but I'd get branded as a racist and a troll ... again.
Hence my hiatus these past months.
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Post by me on Jan 8, 2017 9:51:04 GMT 7
It's wrong to eat a bowl of noodles without slurping, its tantamount to eating a donut without licking your lips. Whenever we have spaghetti bolognaise at home I always wear a white shirt. It's the closest I have ever come to playing Russian roulette. With me that is emulating Jackson Pollock www.barakatgallery.com/Auction/ItemImgs/F.6130.jpg |
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Post by siampolee on Jan 8, 2017 10:01:10 GMT 7
This is the best style of table manners.  |
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Post by me on Jan 8, 2017 10:17:40 GMT 7
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2017 10:49:39 GMT 7
I'd make a factual observation about now, based on personal experiences ... but I'd get branded as a racist and a troll ... again. Hence my hiatus these past months. You would be the last one I would expect to be branded like that. Please share your personal experience, don't hold back, the yukkier the better !  |
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Post by siampolee on Jan 8, 2017 11:50:59 GMT 7
Been pretty active on T D though have you not.
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Post by rubl on Jan 8, 2017 12:40:12 GMT 7
Table manners?
Didn't Bangkok have a 'no hands' restaurant, somewhere along RamaIV I think ? Is it still there?
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Post by siampolee on Jan 8, 2017 12:53:45 GMT 7
Rubl.
Table manners?
Didn't Bangkok have a 'no hands' restaurant, somewhere along RamaIV I think ? Is it still there?Indeed it did and as far as I am aware it still has too. I am told that the ''fish course'' is delightfully tantalising and savoury by all accounts. I think my informant said ''account'' anyway.''  |
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