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Post by Mosha on May 6, 2015 11:51:06 GMT 7
We were at the wife's uncle's place. He's dieing so we took Sopha's mum as she wanted to go see him. I went to the toilet and after there was blood in the bowl. Now even though not having a medical background, I know this is not normal. Inspected the end of me old man, it was clear, then noticed blood on my bell end. Damn, called Sopha, who said I'd caught it on the zip. I said trust me I know what that feels like and up to then I'd felt nothing. Cleaned up and flushed, went to sit down with the family.Then noticed fresh blood on the tissue, I'd nicked my thumb locking the door. Never felt a thing up to then, then my thumb started to sting. So I ordered beer for the pain.  |
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siampolee
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Post by siampolee on May 6, 2015 12:26:30 GMT 7
Could say your diagnosis of the matter was indeed Rule of thumb!!
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Post by ATF on May 6, 2015 14:31:01 GMT 7
Could say your diagnosis of the matter was indeed Rule of thumb!! The Rule of Thumb comes from a Victorian law which stated that husbands were not allowed to beat their wives with a stick or cane wider than their thumb. Laws like this built an Empire. |
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Post by siampolee on May 6, 2015 14:36:29 GMT 7
Laws like that built women like this.  |
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Post by ATF on May 6, 2015 14:52:09 GMT 7
Bloody hell first it was the vote then they were allowed to drive. What next?
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Post by me on May 6, 2015 14:54:17 GMT 7
Laws like that built women like this. Loooks as if she has indulged infistfulls of finger food. Is that a yank tank she is in? |
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Post by OlPhatHo on May 15, 2015 15:22:35 GMT 7
^^^ Or badgers...that beast would be a badgers year long food supply!
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