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Post by Fletchsmile on Jun 20, 2015 17:26:41 GMT 7
You know you're in Thailand when: Attachment DeletedYou're in a supermarket car park and: A) There's a tuk tuk parked on the yellow box junction don't park space B) There's a tuk tuk parked in the place to put trolleys C) There are tuk tuks parked in the disabled spaces D) There are motor bikes parked in the disabled spaces E) There are motor bikes parked in the family car parking spaces F) There are trolleys left in the disabled parking spaces G) People don't bother with crash helmets on a motor bike otherwise they'd be complying with the laws H) Any or all of the above ? You have to laugh... or do you? How else would you know you're in Thailand? Feel free to share.... |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2015 18:28:08 GMT 7
The farang guy you meet in the bar doesn't know his (Thai) wife's real name.
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Post by Fletchsmile on Jun 20, 2015 18:32:14 GMT 7
The farang guy you meet in the bar doesn't know his (Thai) wife's real name. ... but you do  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2015 18:34:16 GMT 7
Pom the hooker bangs seven clients, has a threesome with a couple of random Ladyboys, gambles away the nights take, bottles a girl from another bar, then makes merit to the morning monks.
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Post by songhua on Jun 20, 2015 18:34:29 GMT 7
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2015 18:38:43 GMT 7
The farang guy you meet in the bar doesn't know his (Thai) wife's real name. ... but you do
I'm in the fortunate position of not having a Thai wife, in fact a wife of any description. A side point - my ex ( I know her real Thai name ) lost her ID card. Her last name was Khamsoi ( or so she thought ). When she provided proof to the ID card department she gave them her uni degree who had written her last name as Kamsoi.
A battle then ensued between ID dept and uni about the correct transliteration. The Uni won, and my ex had to then have every document she owned under the Khamsoi name changed. It took her three weeks - an administrative nightmare. |
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Post by cc1 on Jun 20, 2015 18:52:35 GMT 7
..if your best friend is a gay zionist baht bus queen in the virtual reality...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2015 18:53:02 GMT 7
You know you're in Thailand when.......
You consider the fact there might be a snake hiding in the toilet in your local rural restaurant.
And I'm not joking. Thaiblether's Aunt owns a fish farm and restaurant. The toilet block is about fifty metres away from the restaurant, and is dimly lit. The walk to it is always a concern cos, although I'm not scared of snakes, I don't like the idea of one getting a jump on me.
So there was me moaning about having to traverse such a distance at night, then having to peek inside to see if a snake was waiting to mug me, when my Thai companions said - "Don't wollee, no snake here." Just as we were eating snake soup containing a snake caught in one of the surrounding paddies.
One replied - "don't worry snake, snake scare mak mak pom pui farang. Snake see you, run away."
Uhuhu.
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Post by cc1 on Jun 20, 2015 18:54:11 GMT 7
Pom the hooker bangs seven clients, has a threesome with a couple of random Ladyboys, gambles away the nights take, bottles a girl from another bar, then makes merit to the morning monks. and is grateful for such a successful life... |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2015 18:57:15 GMT 7
Pom the hooker bangs seven clients, has a threesome with a couple of random Ladyboys, gambles away the nights take, bottles a girl from another bar, then makes merit to the morning monks. and is grateful for such a successful life...
Yup - and when she prays to the monks she says "look after Meh, my sister, my dog, and tell ting tong farang in Sweden/America/Germany send me more money - I lose all when that bitch Nung switch card at poker." |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2015 18:59:37 GMT 7
"Dear Buddha, my dog sick, my farang sponsor sick. Please save my dog; I can get another ting tong farang easy."
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Post by cc1 on Jun 20, 2015 19:39:41 GMT 7
...when Thailand makes complete sense to you...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2015 19:48:41 GMT 7
...when Thailand makes complete sense to you...
That's when you know you are doomed.
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Post by cc1 on Jun 20, 2015 19:50:30 GMT 7
...when Thailand makes complete sense to you...
That's when you know you are doomed.
Or the other way around...does the Alzheimer's patient knows he is doomed?? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2015 20:08:15 GMT 7
When you use Google translate and come up with answers like this -
พรุ่งนี้ ฉันจะไปกาดซักกำ
"Tomorrow I'm going to wash carrots bundle." -
One of my Thai pals just posted this variation of the translation she found via another online translation service - same text.
"Tomorrow, I will go to guard suck come."
Which would have been good news for the guard - bad news if she had sent it to her farang female English teacher 55555
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