smokie36
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Post by smokie36 on Jan 4, 2024 8:06:42 GMT 7
Post yours here my friends.
Mine today...is that Tony was supposed to drive me to Cheangwattana today to do my visa....I explicitly told him to wear his Che/Thatcher tshirt and his Parker chauffeur hat and to have my champagne lightly chilled.
He phoned and cancelled 10 mins ago citing his wife having sent the tshirt to the laundry....I mean can you believe that?
Now trying to get a Bolt....I bet they only serve prosecco too....its a terrible start to my day.
How about you?
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TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Jan 4, 2024 8:29:44 GMT 7
Post yours here my friends. Mine today...is that Tony was supposed to drive me to Cheangwattana today to do my visa....I explicitly told him to wear his Che/Thatcher tshirt and his Parker chauffeur hat and to have my champagne lightly chilled. He phoned and cancelled 10 mins ago citing his wife having sent the tshirt to the laundry....I mean can you believe that? Now trying to get a Bolt....I bet they only serve prosecco too....its a terrible start to my day. How about you?
Hey, hey, hey,
I offered to pick you up in my Arsenal shirt but you declined under your humanitarian principles.
If you are still desperate for that lift, I could throw on my 'we love you Jacob Rees-Mogg' wife-beater.
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smokie36
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Post by smokie36 on Jan 4, 2024 8:34:57 GMT 7
Post yours here my friends. Mine today...is that Tony was supposed to drive me to Cheangwattana today to do my visa....I explicitly told him to wear his Che/Thatcher tshirt and his Parker chauffeur hat and to have my champagne lightly chilled. He phoned and cancelled 10 mins ago citing his wife having sent the tshirt to the laundry....I mean can you believe that? Now trying to get a Bolt....I bet they only serve prosecco too....its a terrible start to my day. How about you?
Hey, hey, hey,
I offered to pick you up in my Arsenal shirt but you declined under your humanitarian principles.
If you are still desperate for that lift, I could throw on my 'we love you Jacob Rees-Mogg' wife-beater.
Yes but every time you wear that I have to drive and you beat me over the head with your stick and say "Hurry up peasant or you'll be on the next boat to the colonies!" whilst sipping all of my champagne.
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TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Jan 4, 2024 8:39:18 GMT 7
Hey, hey, hey,
I offered to pick you up in my Arsenal shirt but you declined under your humanitarian principles.
If you are still desperate for that lift, I could throw on my 'we love you Jacob Rees-Mogg' wife-beater.
Yes but every time you wear that I have to drive and you beat me over the head with your stick and say "Hurry up peasant or you'll be on the next boat to the colonies!" whilst sipping all of my champagne.
well, I am the chauffeur from the 18th century.
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smokie36
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Post by smokie36 on Jan 4, 2024 8:53:51 GMT 7
Yes but every time you wear that I have to drive and you beat me over the head with your stick and say "Hurry up peasant or you'll be on the next boat to the colonies!" whilst sipping all of my champagne.
well, I am the chauffeur from the 18th century.
The Thatcher tshirt rides are more fun cos you'll drive 20km to avoid making a u-turn
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oldie
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Post by oldie on Jan 4, 2024 9:14:56 GMT 7
Post yours here my friends. Mine today...is that Tony was supposed to drive me to Cheangwattana today to do my visa....I explicitly told him to wear his Che/Thatcher tshirt and his Parker chauffeur hat and to have my champagne lightly chilled. He phoned and cancelled 10 mins ago citing his wife having sent the tshirt to the laundry....I mean can you believe that? Now trying to get a Bolt....I bet they only serve prosecco too....its a terrible start to my day. How about you? "Champagne lightly chilled". There's the problem. I would have made you walk.
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rubl
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Post by rubl on Jan 4, 2024 11:35:06 GMT 7
Hope you make it in time. The chaps at Immigrations told me they really look forward seeing you again
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smokie36
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Post by smokie36 on Jan 4, 2024 12:41:37 GMT 7
Hope you make it in time. The chaps at Immigrations told me they really look forward seeing you again Yep I'm at the IDC now. .apparently the fish head soup and sparkly are the best choice for lunch. My phone battery is running out too. Perhaps Tony will rescue me and pay the overstay fine? I should have been fine but my passport was apparently 'uncled' woteva that means....
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siampolee
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Post by siampolee on Jan 4, 2024 13:52:07 GMT 7
Heres the reality of it all...
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rott
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Post by rott on Jan 4, 2024 13:57:29 GMT 7
I think a Jacob Rees-Mogg T shirt would be suitable for official Mango functions.
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smokie36
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Post by smokie36 on Jan 4, 2024 15:59:01 GMT 7
Heres the reality of it all... SirPolee you sometimes....well...carry on like this and you'll not get invited back to the British Club dear boy. There have already been mutterings amongst the lacrosse team.
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siampolee
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Post by siampolee on Jan 4, 2024 16:12:26 GMT 7
Well if she cant feels your balls slapping her ringpiece it cant be in decent
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