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Don't throw sand in the boys eyes... Jan 5, 2024 15:19:15 GMT 7 chiangmai and oldie like this

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Post by siampolee on Jan 5, 2024 15:19:15 GMT 7

Several years ago when we still had newspapers, my Dad was reading the paper and said he just read an article about a baby boy who was born without eyelids.

My Mom replied that was sad.

Dad said it wasn't so bad. They used the boy's foreskin from his circumcision to make new eyelids.

Mom said that was amazing.

Dad said, “The only trouble is that he was a little cockeyed.”

Socialism will never take root in the UK because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

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