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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2015 13:36:33 GMT 7
"I'm telling you right now - we all need to dig deep into our pockets to assist the third-world children around us. I have been active in driving up to these kids on my $2,000 motorbike and handing them mama noodles - whether they like it or not. What I then do is take hundreds of invasive photos of these sufferin' little creatures, and post them on the blog for all to see - and you, you, you sitting here with your full plate of Pad Thai have refused my demand to raise funds for these kids - who do you think you are? We are the wealthy - we are the lucky one's - these kids can only dream of the $2,000 per month pension I have - and I assist that you give to the charity that I set up or I will UNFRIEND YOU ON FACEBOOK - DO YOU HEAR ME!!" ranted the sanctimonious pr*ck. The idea of being a silent charitable worker had never occurred to him - all good works had to be broadcast to the world to see. Guilty - Petra put aside her Pad Thai - now feeling solely responsible for world poverty.
"How much do you want me to donate?" she asked.
"Well, I donated $50."
"Only $50.00 to your own appeal?"
"Well, I have to pay for the four bedroomed house even though only two of us stay in it, and I'm saving for a new car - then there's the flights back to the UK for me and the wife - and eh, hotels, spending money - I need some new camera equipment too - and of course, I do like a drink."
"Awww, you really are a pr*ck, aren't you?" asked Petra, her appetite suddenly returned.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2015 15:18:19 GMT 7
There's a local snack bar here that has a large jar on the counter full of used reading glasses customers put in, which once a year the girl who runs the shop takes to some villages in Cambodia. I like that idea.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2015 16:11:28 GMT 7
There's a local snack bar here that has a large jar on the counter full of used reading glasses customers put in, which once a year the girl who runs the shop takes to some villages in Cambodia. I like that idea. That's a practical and excellent idea. Hey, I'm all in favour of charitable giving but not at the end of a sanctimonious lecture by a self-serving w*nk. Like most people, if I see something I want to donate to, I do it. The first part of the Charles Causley poem "Ten Types of Hospital Visitor," explains that type well - The first enters wearing the neon armour Of virtue. Ceaselessly firing all-purpose smiles At everyone present She destroys hope In the breasts of the sick, Who realize instantly That they are incapable of surmounting Her ferocious goodwill. Such courage she displays In the face of human disaster! Fortunately, she does not stay long. After a speedy trip round the ward In the manner of a nineteen-thirties destroyer Showing the flag in the Mediterranean, She returns home for a week - With luck, longer - Scorched by the heat of her own worthiness.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2015 16:12:31 GMT 7
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