SirToad
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Post by SirToad on Apr 4, 2015 9:29:24 GMT 7
Anyone that is new to Thailand, or is slightly mentally challenged may have difficult in finding a table, and could be left standing looking gormless with a tray of food and no where to sit.
So, how do you negotiate this potential minefield, or have you never had a problem?
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Post by Krisb on Apr 4, 2015 9:42:01 GMT 7
If all else fails, fart.
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Post by SirToad on Apr 4, 2015 9:44:56 GMT 7
could be an option, needs to be an extra smelly one though
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Post by ATF on Apr 4, 2015 11:37:19 GMT 7
Refrain from wearing Lycra and bring your bird with you to order the food unless you are a raving homo that only keeps a woman for appearance sake to make your friends believe you're not really a pillow biting bum chum.
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Post by smokie36 on Apr 4, 2015 11:56:51 GMT 7
All Thais have heard that foreigners hate to eat together....so they block all tables to try to force us to conform.
Its an evil trick!
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 4, 2015 13:15:09 GMT 7
I usually seek out a table with pretty lasses sitting & politely ask if I may join them....by golly it works. Then when I start to eat they all scream & run away.
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Post by heavydnker on Apr 4, 2015 13:19:19 GMT 7
Use an umbrella, ella, ella, ella; is the way to go I understand.....
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Post by streetcowboy on Apr 4, 2015 17:13:12 GMT 7
I normally sit down beside someone on their own who's not eating. They often get upset and start complaining and gesticulating, but since I eat faster than a hyena, I'm normally done before their mates arrive anyway
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Post by Mosha on Apr 4, 2015 18:37:32 GMT 7
Buy a pushbike?
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Post by Marko kokprong on Apr 5, 2015 13:55:13 GMT 7
Never had too many problems ,usually let the Mrs take charge,years ago in Singapore though i was eating some Indian dish,lamb encrusted with spices,when a bit of the spice mix flew off into my eye,i was soon writhing in agony,liberally dousing my eye with water,whilst sort of half slumping in the chair,after i had exhausted to bottle's i asked my by now very embarrassed,girlfriend to get more water and a yogurt,she duly returned,and i flushed the eye again with the water then applied the yogurt,after a few minutes the burning agony had gone i cleaned up,only to see the food hall had all but emptied,those that remained staring in astonishment at me,as well as some unhappy looking vendors, "spot of chili in the eye" i said,"damn pain full",i smiled,stony glares met me,i quickly paid and exited the place,shortly after wards my girlfriend flew back to England,her hamster was terminal she told me,but i reckon it was the food court incident,as it came to be known,when i returned to the UK some nine months later,we did briefly re-unite,but she confessed to panic attacks every time we went out to eat,after the 'incident',so i guess they can be very hazardous places.
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Post by professorfart on Apr 5, 2015 16:50:20 GMT 7
Most food courts are to be avoided. They always smell faintly of stale fart....
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2015 18:56:33 GMT 7
I found a table in the foodcourt but it was occupied.
Can i put my umbrella on an occupied table?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2015 19:05:44 GMT 7
Don't frequent food courts. Pompem solved.
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